Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. – J. Frank Dobie

A place where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. – Robert G. Ingersoll

The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in. – Robert J. Kibbee