Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld
Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld
Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld
I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld