Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really d

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The rarest quality in an epitaph is truth. – Henry David Thoreau

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Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. – Aldous Huxley

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Let me get you to understand I dont bully anybody. I stand up for what I believe in and Im very honest and I always tell the truth. Im not a liar, Im not manipulative and I dont stab you in your back because I will stab you in your chest. – NeNe Leakes

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Whatever satisfies the soul is truth. – Walt Whitman

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Ive been interested in dreams since I as a kid and Ive wanted to do a film about them for a long time. – Christopher Nolan

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