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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really d

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Tell the truth and then run. – Proverb

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Whatever satisfies the soul is truth. – Walt Whitman

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There is no god higher than truth. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just dont want to see the truth! – Jonathan Davis

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