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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really d

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Gossip neednt be false to be evil – theres a lot of truth that shouldnt be passed around. – Frank A. Clark

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Once to every person and nation come the moment to decide. In the conflict of truth with falsehood, for the good or evil side. – James Russell Lowell

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Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction. – Lord Byron

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My truth – what I believe – is that there are no answers here and, if you are looking for answers, youd better choose the question carefully. – Javier Bardem

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