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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont

Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just dont deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or dont even notice that thats the thing. – Eddie Izzard

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If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. – Marcelene Cox

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Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. – Michael Pollan

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Its funny, because Im a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. – Danny Bonaduce

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I dont know what your childhood was like, but we didnt have much money. Wed go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book. – Robert Redford

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The truth is balance. However the opposite of truth, which is unbalance, may not be a lie. – Susan Sontag

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To be able to look back upon ones past life with satisfaction is to live twice. – Lord (John Emerich Edward Dalberg) Acton

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Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies. – Benjamin Franklin

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