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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont

Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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mom
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Im so single. Its funny. Im usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But its good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. – Brittany Snow

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funny

Ive always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. – Molly Ivins

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funny

I grew up in a funny way. – Gordon Ramsay

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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funny

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I couldnt even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me. – Natalie Wood

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