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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont

Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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car
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Other Quotes from
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A womans mind is cleaner than a mans: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

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funny

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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funny

I think Im funny because my family, my siblings were funny. – Martin Short

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funny

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they dont have their assistants and entourage, its funny to see what happens. – Daryl Hall

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funny

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Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love. – Khalil Gibran

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I love biomedical science, I love astronomy, and you cant really do much with those in a fantasy setting. – Elizabeth Moon

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Science

Our society’s values are being corrupted by advertising’s insistence on the equation: Youth equals popularity, popularity equals success, success equals happiness. – John Fisher, The Plot to Make You Buy, 1968

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But no nation can base its survival and development on luck and prayers alone while its leadership fritters away every available opportunity for success and concrete achievement. – Ibrahim Babangida

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alone