Elayne Boosler's Quote - Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont

Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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