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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont

Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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Elayne Boosler
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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Elayne Boosler
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Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. – Dave Attell

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. – Dr. Seuss

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funny

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katharine Hepburn

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I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Ive given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. – Oscar Levant

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I can imagine no society which does not embody some method of arbitration. – Herbert Read

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I am so happy because I want more people to like martial arts movie not just martial arts audience. Even martial arts can be used in comedy, in drama, in horror movies, in different kinds of movies. – Jet Li

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movies

Even though I make those movies, I find myself wishing that more of those magic moments could happen in real life. – Jane Seymour

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movies