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Quote by Larry David
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I stil

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh. – Larry David

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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

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