Quote by Larry David
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I stil

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh. – Larry David

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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David

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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. – Larry David

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I know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than a man who devotes all the hours of the waking day to the making of money for moneys sake. – John D. Rockefeller

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Its a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. – Albert Camus

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Brigands demand your money or your life women require both. – Samuel Butler

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