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Quote by Emo Philips
Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up

Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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