Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
Many differences are rooted in biology and reinforced through culture, so its important to acknowledge that. Because if you say men and women are the same and if male behaviour is the norm, and women are always expected to act like men, we will never be as good at being men as men are. – Dee Dee Myers