Quote by Emo Philips
Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up

Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate. – Rita Mae Brown

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It is because of men that women dislike one another. – Jean de La Bruyère, Characters, 1688

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