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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up

Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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I dont know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot. – Marilyn Monroe

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