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Quote by Emo Philips
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbi

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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