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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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With improv, its a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. – Kristen Wiig

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H. L. Mencken

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Im just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. – Heath Ledger

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As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. – Daniel J. Boorstin

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Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley

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