How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips
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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson
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