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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
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Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Its interesting – I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny. – Chris Pratt

Category:
funny

Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

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funny

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

Category:
funny

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If its a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. – Neil Gaiman

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped. – African Proverb

Category:
Failure

Technology… is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. – C.P. Snow, New York Times, 15 March 1971

Category:
Technology

Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful, or to discover something that is true. – William Inge

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Boredom

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. – Billy Graham

Category:
pet