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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but its my responsibility to make good use of it. – Angela Kinsey

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I just couldnt go back to Suddenly Susan after David Stricklands suicide. I didnt see how we could make the show light and funny any more. – Judd Nelson

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Its funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! – Garth Brooks

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Im not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, Ill be funny in real life. Its the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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