Emo Philips's Quote - How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

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