Logo
Quote by Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. The

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
Author
Emo Philips
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Forgiveness
category

Forgiveness is about empowering yourself, rather than empowering your past. – T. D. Jakes

Category:
Forgiveness

We cannot embrace Gods forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. – T. D. Jakes

Category:
Forgiveness

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. – Ben Affleck

Category:
Forgiveness

My transgression is sealed up in a bag, and thou sewest up mine iniquity. Job 14:17 – Bible

Category:
Forgiveness

Random Quotes

I cant watch scary movies right now, because living on my own, it kind of freaks me out. – Ashley Tisdale

Category:
movies

The atmosphere seems to change once the sun goes down and the race fans get to watch a good show. – Dale Earnhardt

Category:
Change

Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms. – Ikkyu Sojun

Category:
Flowers

Every one, more or less, loves Power, yet those who most wish for it are seldom the fittest to be trusted with it. – Samuel Richardson

Category:
power