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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. The

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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It takes one person to forgive, it takes two people to be reunited. – Lewis B. Smedes

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I ask the people of Connecticut for their forgiveness, I should have paid more attention to people around me and people that I trusted but I am sorry for my actions and take full responsibility. – John Rowland

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Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. – Billy Graham

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I am making amends and seeking forgiveness. My only hope is that some good can come out of my situation. – Jayson Blair

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