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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. The

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. – Marlene Dietrich

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Forgiveness is about empowering yourself, rather than empowering your past. – T. D. Jakes

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If you can’t forgive and forget, pick one. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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And as I ask for your forgiveness, I also ask for your support to keep all things in perspective and keep all things in proportion. The good of nine years versus the bad. – John Rowland

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My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. – From the movie Ed TV

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