Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater. – Roman Polanski
Acting: An art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing. – Ralph Richardson
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. – Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. – Alfred Hitchcock
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. – Alfred Hitchcock
Most horror movies are certainly that. – Brendan Francis
What puzzles most of us are the things which have been left in the movies rather than the things which have been taken out. – Agnes Repplier
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. – Goldie Hawn
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing? – Samuel Goldwyn
It would have been more logical if silent pictures had grown out of the talkies instead of the other way around. – Mary Pickford
Why do critics make such an outcry against tragicomedies? is not life one? – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers
Rated G is nobody gets the girl. PG is the good guy gets the girl. R is the bad guy gets the girl. XXX is everybody gets the girl. – Author Unknown
