Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. – J.G. Ballard, “News from the Sun,” Myths of the Near Future, 1982

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. – Elizabeth Taylor

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. – SwamiX

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