Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Men
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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. – Marlene Dietrich

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I may not be a great actress but Ive become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little. – Candice Bergen

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Sex

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. – W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner

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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

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He that winna be ruled by the rudder maun be ruled by the rock. – Scottish Proverb

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My family was very supportive of whatever I wanted because my grandfather was an opera singer. My dads dad. So my dad has an appreciation for the arts, and he let me choose my own path. – Tony Hale

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