Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. – Marlene Dietrich

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How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. – Flash Rosenberg

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Embraces are cominglings from the head even to the feet, and not a pompous high priest entering by a secret place. – William Blake

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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. – William B. Yeats

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