Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. – Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985

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My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. – William Osler

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. – John Waters

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