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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Men
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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I am always looking for meaningful one night stands. – Dudley Moore

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My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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