Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. – Author Unknown

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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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Embraces are cominglings from the head even to the feet, and not a pompous high priest entering by a secret place. – William Blake

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. – John Waters

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