Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. – W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner

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Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? – Richard Fleischer

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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