My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson
Because her instinct has told her, or because she has been reliably informed, the faded virgin knows that the supreme joys are not for her; she knows by a process of the intellect; but she can feel her deprivation no more than the young mother can feel the hardship of the virgins lot. – Arnold Bennett