Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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You have to see the sex act comically, as a child. – W. H. Auden

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. – Jay McInerney

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How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. – Flash Rosenberg

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