Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Men
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My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. – Elizabeth Taylor

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Sex

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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