Quote by Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. – Elizabeth Taylor

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An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single. – Charlotte Bingham

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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. – William H. Masters

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