Les Dawson's Quote - I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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I dont think anyone should write their autobiography until after theyre dead. – Samuel Goldwyn

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This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy

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The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan

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