Les Dawson's Quote - I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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