I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson
The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesnt need its brain anymore so it eats it! – Daniel Dennett