Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson
The Miss America contest is the most perfectly rendered theater in our culture, for it so perfectly captures what we yearn for: a low-class ritual, a polished restatement of vulgarity, that wants to open the door to high-class respectability by way of plain middle-class anxiety and ambition. – Gerald Early