Quote by Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. - L

Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Men
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny
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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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Sex
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Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth. – Judith Wright

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Marriage

It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Marriage

My parents marriage was very rocky. They were always arguing. When they split up when I was in my 20s, my brother and I were both delighted because we knew they werent good for each other. – Gail Porter

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Marriage

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ones wife happy. First, let her think shes having her own way. And second, let her have it. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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Marriage

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From the world wars of Europe to the jungles of the Far East, from the deserts of the Middle East to the African continent, and even here in our own hemisphere, our veterans have made the world a better place and America the great country we are today. – John Hoeven

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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage. – Al Goldstein

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