Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. – G.B. Shaw, Getting Married, 1908