Quote by Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. - L

Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson

Other quotes by Les Dawson

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Men
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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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Sex
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny
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I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage. – Bob Newhart

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Marriage

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. – Jim Samuels

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Marriage

A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one. – Queen Victoria

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Marriage

I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg

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Marriage

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