Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson
I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage, which is going on 14 years, I dont think of it as Im going to be with this person forever. Instead, I think of more like, Ill probably be with this person for the next six weeks. Then Ill re-evaluate. – Michael Ian Black