Quote by Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. - L

Marriage is an institution and thats where a couple finish up. – Les Dawson

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. – Les Dawson

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage. – Finnish Proverb

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Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank. – Jean de la Bruyere

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Ive always wanted to be independent and answer for myself. That probably is the part of me I would class to be feminist. Id like to have children marriage I have a bit of an issue with. – Kelly Brook

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I dont want marriage. You know why? Because I did that. I did it for 32 years. – Lynn Redgrave

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