Les Dawson's Quote - I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help? I said No, six should be enough. – Les Dawson

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