if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; - Author Unknown

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; – Author Unknown

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Coffee
category

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. – Author unknown

Category:
Coffee

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. – Author Unknown

Category:
Coffee

Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? – Author Unknown

Category:
Coffee

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Category:
Coffee

Random Quotes

The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord. – Jon Meacham

Category:
Marriage

In the mind, in the heart, I was always home. I always imagined, really, going back home. – Miriam Makeba

Category:
Home

All good books have one thing in common – they are truer than if they had really happened. – Ernest Hemingway

Category:
good

In the last analysis we must be judged by what we do and not by what we believe. We are as we behave — with a very small margin of credit for our unmanifested vision of how we might behave if we could take the trouble. – Geoffrey L. Rudd, The British Vegetarian, September/October 1962

Category:
Hypocrisy