This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman