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Quote by Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. – Bella Abzug

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Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything). – Julie Burchill

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Its hard to tell how far womens individuality has come in the past twenty years. – Annie Lennox

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I dont think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women. – Louis C. K.

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