This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature. – Anne Frank