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Quote by Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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