The first glass is a sedative, the second a psychologist, the third glass an excuse, and the fourth a lobotomy. – Terri Guillemets Category: Alcohol
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W.C. Fields Category: Alcohol
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals. – Henry Spencer Category: Computers :: Programs & Programm
You cannot spill a drop of American blood without spilling the blood of the whole world…. We are not a nation, so much as a world. – Herman Melville Category: USA Patriotic
Happiness is a real, objective phenomenon, scientifically verifiable. That means people and whole societies can now be measured over time and compared accurately with one another. Causes and cures for unhappiness can be quantified. – Polly Toynbee Category: Happiness
