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If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny You

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Morning
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Henny Youngman
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Anniversary
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Thats a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, Dont go changing. Well, thats easy to say, but the fact is, you dont change at all – other people do. – Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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funny

Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce

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funny

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

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funny

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

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funny

Random Quotes

When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. – Susan Heller

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Travel

You always have two choices: your commitment versus your fear. – Sammy Davis, Jr.

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Fear

I take it as a prime cause of the present confusion of society that it is too sickly and too doubtful to use pleasure frankly as a test of value. – Rebecca West

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Pleasure

Parenthood: That state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage. – Marcelene Cox

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Parents