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If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny You

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you cant get rid of. – Calvin Trillin

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. – George Orwell

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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Its funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I cant remember the exact years, its funny isnt it? – Steve Hackett

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Its cool to have instruments lying around because they give you different ideas. – Ezra Koenig

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In politics people give you what they think you deserve and deny you what they think you want. – C. Northcote Parkinson

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