If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman