Henny Youngman's Quote - If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny You

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If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny You

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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