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If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny You

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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Its only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that Im skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think Im big, when I was big, I never thought about it. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Its funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. – Jason Reitman

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Its funny when people say, I dont think Julia likes me. Honey, if I dont like you, youre going to know about it. – Julia Roberts

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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