Henny Youngman's Quote - If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny You

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If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny You

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman

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