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If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny You

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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