Henny Youngman's Quote - If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny You

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If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny You

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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