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If at first you dont succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny You

If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

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But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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Of all natures gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children? – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls. – Henry David Thoreau

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If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. – Katherine Hepburn

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