My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
I never saw my dad cry. My son saw me cry. My dad never told me he loved me, and consequently I told Scott I loved him every other minute. The point is, Ill make less mistakes than my dad, my sons hopefully will make less mistakes than me, and their sons will make less mistakes than their dads. – James Caan