My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman