My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman