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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but N

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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