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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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If you want to stay in the business then youve got to be a bit shrewd, havent you? – Katie Price

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When it comes to meat, change is almost always cast as an absolute. You are a vegetarian or you are not. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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Privacy is not something that Im merely entitled to, its an absolute prerequisite. – Marlon Brando

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