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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied. – Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band

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Life is two-riffic with twins. – Author Unknown

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A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins. – Author Unknown

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Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins? – Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849

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