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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Not double trouble, but twice blessed. – Author Unknown

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Life is two-riffic with twins. – Author Unknown

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All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin. – Lord Byron

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Twin one, twin too! – Author Unknown

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