When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright