Steven Wright's Quote - When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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Not double trouble, but twice blessed. – Author Unknown

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Twice as much to love, two blessings from above. – Author Unknown

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You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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