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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins? – Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849

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All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin. – Lord Byron

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins. – Author Unknown

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