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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins? – Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849

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Twice as much to love, two blessings from above. – Author Unknown

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Life is two-riffic with twins. – Author Unknown

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Constant togetherness is fine — but only for Siamese twins. – Victoria Billings

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