Quote by Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins. – Author Unknown

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God touched our hearts so deep inside, our special blessing multiplied. – Author Unknown

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All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin. – Lord Byron

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