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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Twin one, twin too! – Author Unknown

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You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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God touched our hearts so deep inside, our special blessing multiplied. – Author Unknown

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Constant togetherness is fine — but only for Siamese twins. – Victoria Billings

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Friendship may, and often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship. – Lord Byron

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The longer I live the less confidence I have in drugs and the greater is my confidence in the regulation and administration of diet and regimen. – John Redman Coxe, 1800

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