When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. – Rodney Dangerfield
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