Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me ove

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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