When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield