Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me ove

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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