When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield