There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied. – Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band
A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins. – Author Unknown
Twice as much to love, two blessings from above. – Author Unknown
God touched our hearts so deep inside, our special blessing multiplied. – Author Unknown
Life is two-riffic with twins. – Author Unknown
Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins? – Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849
You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Constant togetherness is fine — but only for Siamese twins. – Victoria Billings
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright
Twin one, twin too! – Author Unknown
All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin. – Lord Byron
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield
Not double trouble, but twice blessed. – Author Unknown