Logo
Quote by Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

Category:
car
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

Category:
Future
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

Category:
Poker
Author
Steven Wright
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Time
category

The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things: of shoes and ships – and sealing wax – of cabbages and kings. – Lewis Carroll

Category:
Time

One always has time enough, if one will apply it well. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Category:
Time

His talent was as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterflys wings. At one time he understood it no more than the butterfly did and he did not know when it was brushed or marred. – Ernest Hemingway

Category:
Time

We cannot see time directly; we catch glimpses only of its reflections. – Terri Guillemets

Category:
Time

Random Quotes

I hope to bring much more attention to important issues and change for issues and practices that are harming animals. – Kesha

Category:
Change

Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out. – Humphrey Bogart

Category:
Problems

At the cross God wrapped his heart in flesh and blood and let it be nailed to the cross for our redemption. – E. Stanley Jones

Category:
God

Mothers are the people who love us for no good reason. And those of us who are mothers know its the most exquisite love of all. – Maggie Gallagher

Category:
Love