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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Time is making fools of us again. – J.K. Rowling

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With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown. – Chinese Proverb

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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce

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Dont get too comfortable with who you are at any given time – you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be. – Jon Bon Jovi

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