Steven Wright's Quote - I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I knew that I could vote and that that wasnt a privilege it was my right. Every time I tried I was shot, killed or jailed, beaten or economically deprived. – Stokely Carmichael

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By the time a man gets to be presidential material, hes been bought ten times over. – Gore Vidal

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The time to relax is when you dont have time for it. – Sydney J. Harris

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Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. – Dale Carnegie

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You get elected, often, if youre a woman, on the strength of the womens vote then you get into office, and you have to adapt to an overwhelmingly male environment. – Eleanor Clift

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Take up the White Mans burden — send forth the best ye breed — go, bind your sons to exile to serve your captives need. – Rudyard Kipling

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