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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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Acting has given me a way to channel my angst. I feel like an overweight, pimply faced kid a lot of the time – and finding a way to access that insecurity, and put it toward something creative is incredibly rewarding. I feel very lucky. – Ryan Reynolds

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Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child. – Plato

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As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the ravages of alcohol and drug addiction. – Jim Ramstad

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The time to relax is when you dont have time for it. – Sydney J. Harris

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Time is not a thing, thus nothing which is, and yet it remains constant in its passing away without being something temporal like the beings in time. – Martin Heidegger

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Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Over the years the political establishment has frowned if a mainstream politician mentions marriage. – Iain Duncan Smith

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It is difficult to make our material condition better by the best law, but it is easy enough to ruin it by bad laws. – Theodore Roosevelt

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