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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Every time I plant a seed, He say kill it before it grow, he say kill it before they grow. – Bob Marley

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You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when were doing it. – Neil Gaiman

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By the time a man gets to be presidential material, hes been bought ten times over. – Gore Vidal

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Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. – Margaret Mead

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I think when you spread the wealth around its good for everybody. – Barack Obama

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Just stop for a minute and youll realize youre happy just being. I think its the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the pursuit, its right here. – James Hillman

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And it is no less true, that personal security and private property rest entirely upon the wisdom, the stability, and the integrity of the courts of justice. – Joseph Story

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I have a strong belief in God… I find religion to be a very personal thing… I am also very spiritual. – Sela Ward

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