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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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To have no time for philosophy is to be a true philosopher. – Blaise Pascal

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What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know. – Saint Augustine

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How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. – Marcus Aurelius

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Any time I got in emotional turmoil, I felt sick all the time, like at any minute I would die. – Skeet Ulrich

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