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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope — or at least give it 48 hours. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act. – George Orwell

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No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time a steady eye. – Winston Churchill

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I think architecture has to be a gift. – Jean Nouvel

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The owl of ignorance lays the egg of pride. – Proverb

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Well, one of the most important things for Americans to be reminded of is that a lot of the exceptional nature of our country is founded in Judeo-Christian values that promotes individualism, personal responsibility, a strong work ethic, and a commitment to family, charity. – Jim DeMint

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I love a good laugh as well, I think thats so important in life, which is probably why Ive dabbled in comedy writing as well as horror. I think if you can make someone laugh or smile its the most special thing in the world. – Paul Kane

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