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Quote by Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Time
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain

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Anything Ive ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time. – Eminem

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Any time you think you have the game conquered, the game will turn around and punch you right in the nose. – Mike Schmidt

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The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, “Spring back or Fall in.” – Dave Beard, @Raqhun)

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An inveterate quote plucker is what I have become. – Elaine Bernstein Partnow, preface to The Quotable Woman: From Eve to 1799, 1985

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He does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Outside of a teapot life is but thousands of dusty affairs. – Terri Guillemets

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It was as if she lived only on clear, salty air, and when the day came for her to pass away, she would probably do exactly that. Just take a step to one side. Dissolve into a north-westerly wind as it whirled around the lighthouse at North Point, then out across the sea. – John Ajvide Lindqvist, Harbor, 2008, translated from the Swedish by Marlaine Del

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