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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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Steven Wright
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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When its time for me to walk away from something, I walk away from it. My mind, my body, my conscience tell me that enough is enough. – Jerry West

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Time

Ive done everything I wanted to do, even if I have had to pay a very high price – which has been the case most of the time. – Paulo Coelho

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Time

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it. – John Wooden

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Time

Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Time

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Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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When I had money in the past, I would always travel rather than spend it on big apartments or cars. And I still feel exactly the same way. – Robin Wright Penn

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Travel

The sad truth is that opportunity doesnt knock twice. – Gloria Estefan

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sad

Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners; it is favorable to fortune, reputation, influence, and usefulness; a little attention and energy will form the habit, so as to make it easy and delightful. – Charles Simmons

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Punctuality