Steven Wright's Quote - I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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How time files when yous doin all the talking. – Harvey Fierstein

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