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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

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If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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