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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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There comes a time when deceit and defiance must be seen for what they are. At that point, a gathering danger must be directly confronted. At that point, we must show that beyond our resolutions is actual resolve. – Dick Cheney

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How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. – Marcus Aurelius

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If you want work well done, select a busy man — the other kind has no time. – Elbert Hubbard

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Eternity! thou pleasing, dreadful thought. – Joseph Addison

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