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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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Time, the cradle of hope…. Wisdom walks before it, opportunity with it, and repentance behind it: he that has made it his friend will have little to fear from his enemies, but he that has made it his enemy will have little to hope from his friends. – Charles Caleb Colton

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I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things. – Franz Kafka

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I think Im finally growing up – and about time. – Elizabeth Taylor

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Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, Youre fired! – Donald Trump

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The future destiny of the child is always the work of the mother. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Your life may be the only Bible some people read. – Author Unknown

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The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. – Chinese Proverb

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