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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in t

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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Its only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth – and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up, we will then begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had. – Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. – Margaret Mead

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How can you think and hit at the same time? – Yogi Berra

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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I feel an army in my fist. – Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805), The Robbers, translated from German

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He who does not think much of himself is much more esteemed than he imagines. – Johann von Goethe

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Who speaks to the instincts speaks to the deepest in mankind, and finds the readiest response. – Amos Bronson Alcott

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I love each and every one of you but, like my own family, you thrill, you frustrate, you anger. – John Buchanan

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