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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I do not mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is an language I do not understand. – Sir Edward Appleton

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The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. – Lewis Thomas

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Lymph, v.: to walk with a lisp. – From a Washington Post reader submission word contest

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He who does not know foreign languages does not know anything about his own. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Kunst and Alterthum

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