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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Language is the dress of thought. – Samuel Johnson

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Conversation is the slowest form of human communication. – Author Unknown

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Thanks to words, we have been able to rise above the brutes; and thanks to words, we have often sunk to the level of the demons. – Aldous Huxley

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It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense. – Alfred North Whitehead

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This AIDS stuff is pretty scary. I hope I dont get it. – Robert Mapplethorpe

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When I meet people who say – which they do all of the time – I must just tell you, my great aunt had cancer of the elbow and the doctors gave her 10 seconds to live, but last I heard she was climbing Mount Everest, and so forth, I switch off quite early. – Christopher Hitchens

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The future starts today, not tomorrow. – Pope John Paul II

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I find it quite hard to sum up my relationship in a sound bite. I feel that it trivializes it for other peoples pleasure. Its an adventure. – Emily Blunt

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