Steven Wright's Quote - I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true. – Samuel Johnson

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Never resist a sentence you like, in which language takes its own pleasure and in which, after having abused it for so long, you are stupefied by its innocence. – Jean Baudrillard

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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. – Quentin Crisp

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Language forces us to perceive the world as man presents it to us. – Julia Penelope

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