Steven Wright's Quote - I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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We should have a great fewer disputes in the world if words were taken for what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things themselves. – John Locke

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For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. – Winnie the Pooh (A.A. Milne)

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Oaths are but words, and words but wind. – Samuel Butler (1612-1680), Hudribas

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Human speech is like a cracked cauldron on which we bang out tunes that make bears dance, when what we want is to move the stars to pity. – Gustave Flaubert

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