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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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good
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Everything can change, but not the language that we carry inside us, like a world more exclusive and final than ones mothers womb. – Italo Calvino

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The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. – Lewis Thomas

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Words want to be free! – Anonymous

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Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all. – Winston Churchill

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