I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright