Steven Wright's Quote - I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Whats another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright

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A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years. – Wendell L. Willkie

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Because language is the carrier of ideas, it is easy to believe that it should be very little else than such a carrier. – Louise Bogan

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English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. – Author Unknown

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The English language is rather like a monster accordion, stretchable at the whim of the editor, compressible ad lib. – Robert Burchfield

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