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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Learning preserves the errors of the past, as well as its wisdom. For this reason, dictionaries are public dangers, although they are necessities. – Alfred North Whitehead

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Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true. – Samuel Johnson

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Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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The downtrodden, who are the great creators of slang. – Anthony Burgess

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It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are. – Quoted by Raymond A. Michel in The Leaf

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You know the passage where Scarlett voices her happiness that her mother is dead, so that she cant see what a bad girl Scarlett has become? Well, thats me. – Vivien Leigh

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As people are walking all the time, in the same spot, a path appears. – John Locke

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When I grew up there wasnt air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a wall thickness of about ten inches. So we had a little warmer house in the winter and a little cooler in the summer. – Merle Haggard

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