I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright