I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright