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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I do not mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is an language I do not understand. – Sir Edward Appleton

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Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts. – Karl Kraus, translated from German by Harry Zohn

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A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years. – Wendell L. Willkie

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If I could but entice you with sentences and tongue tie you with words. – Jamie Lynn Morris

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There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is rapture in the lonely shore, there is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar I love not Man the less, but Nature more. – George Byron

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