Quote by Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Oaths are but words, and words but wind. – Samuel Butler (1612-1680), Hudribas

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Because language is the carrier of ideas, it is easy to believe that it should be very little else than such a carrier. – Louise Bogan

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A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words. – Samuel Butler (1835-1902), Note-Books

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The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. – Samuel Butler

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