Quote by Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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The language of truth is unadorned and always simple. – Marcellinus Ammianus

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Language is a skin: I rub my language against the other. It is as if I had words instead of fingers, or fingers at the tip of my words. My language trembles with desire. – Roland Barthes

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If I could but entice you with sentences and tongue tie you with words. – Jamie Lynn Morris

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I do not mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is an language I do not understand. – Sir Edward Appleton

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