Steven Wright's Quote - I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. – Quentin Crisp

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I like the word “indolence.” It makes my laziness seem classy. – Bern Williams

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It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense. – Alfred North Whitehead

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“Seize the day” drains dignity from “Carpe diem.” – Willis Goth Regier, Quotology, 2010, about translation

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What Ive learned is you treat women right. – Tyler Perry

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By any reasonable measure of achievement, the faith of the Enlightenment thinkers in science was justified. – E. O. Wilson

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For every life and every act consequence of good and evil can be shown and as in time results of many deeds are blended so good and evil in the end become confounded. – TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

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