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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everyt

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Lymph, v.: to walk with a lisp. – From a Washington Post reader submission word contest

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Verbing weirds language. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

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One can say of language that it is potentially the only human home, the only dwelling place that cannot be hostile to man. – John Berger

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Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all. – Winston Churchill

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