When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright Category: Twins
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield Category: Twins
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings Category: Twins
The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. – Pamela Hansford Johnson Category: Sky & Clouds
The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empire State Building and your front yard today…. – Linda Goodman Category: Astrology
