When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright Category: Twins
John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, Im on borrowed time. – Maureen OHara Category: Birthday
No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office. – Rutherford B. Hayes Category: Marriage
A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be. – Barbara Cartland Category: Marriage
