Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins? – Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849 Category: Twins
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright Category: Twins
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. – Sam Levenson Category: Pregnancy
If I would be happy, I would be a bad ballplayer. With me, when I get mad, it puts energy in my body. – Roberto Clemente Category: motivational
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. – Ralph Nader Category: Insurance
