When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield Category: Twins
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright Category: Twins
The principles we live by, in business and in social life, are the most important part of happiness. – Harry Harrison Category: Happiness
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip. – Jonathan Carroll, “Outside the Dog Museum” Category: I Love You
In this I-me society, my job is to get people to buy into something bigger than themselves. – Curt Schilling Category: Society
