Logo
Quote by Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
Author
Rita Rudner
Read Quote

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Love
Author
Rita Rudner
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Hollywoods just not funny. – Chris Rock

Category:
funny

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

Category:
funny

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. – James Thurber

Category:
funny

The funny thing is Im not bothered or sad about being on my own – after all Ive never had a husband. – Francesca Annis

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

What seems to be generosity is often no more than disguised ambition, which overlooks a small interest in order to secure a great one. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Category:
great

Is there some risk every day we walk out our front door? Every time we get in our car? Yeah. Are we materially less safe now than we were 10 years ago? Whatever delta there is, its very small. – John Hickenlooper

Category:
car

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. – Robertson Davies

Category:
Cats

The best way to resolve any problem in the human world is for all sides to sit down and talk. – Dalai Lama

Category:
best