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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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Funny, I dont feel any more powerful today than yesterday. – Jerry B. Jenkins

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My little dog — a heartbeat at my feet. – Edith Wharton

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Always kiss your children goodnight, even if theyre already asleep. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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