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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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Its funny with fiction – once you cut something, it hasnt happened anymore. – George Saunders

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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