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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

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Its funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House thats causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, its in the Bush Administration. – Roger Ebert

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Actually I never did stand up. Im not that funny. – Maynard James Keenan

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Im so unprofessional on set its not even funny. – Katharine McPhee

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We cannot fashion our children after our desires, we must have them and love them as God has given them to us. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists. – Norman Mailer

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The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. – Charles Kuralt, On the Road With Charles Kuralt

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