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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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