Quote by Kevin James
Theres no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on you

Theres no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. – Kevin James

Other quotes by Kevin James

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesnt, no problem. – Kevin James

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positive
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For some reason and I dont know why, but I dont think that Im funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. – Kevin James

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funny
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I want to do movies that Im proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre. – Kevin James

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movies
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I dont dismiss the music that I was involved with, I dont think it was a joke, I dont think it was funny or a phase, I dont think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am. It connects all the way through. I dont distance myself from any of it. – Ian MacKaye

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funny

I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and Im choosing my homeland. Its funny: when you get older these things creep up to you. – Alan Cumming

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funny

Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

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funny

The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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funny

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The time to take counsel of your fears is before you make an important battle decision. Thats the time to listen to every fear you can imagine! When you have collected all the facts and fears and made your decision, turn off all your fears and go ahead! – George S. Patton

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Fear

Most of my life I was occupied with American television and American food. My ethnicity was my choice. It still is. – Isaac Mizrahi

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Food

The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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funny

No one can keep his grieves in their prime; they use themselves up. – E. M. Cioran

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Grief, Grieving