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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Rita Rudner
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Business
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Rita Rudner
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Its funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House thats causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, its in the Bush Administration. – Roger Ebert

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funny

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny

Trust is hard to come by. Thats why my circle is small and tight. Im kind of funny about making new friends. – Eminem

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funny

I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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funny

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By making a comeback, Im changing the attitude of people toward me. If Id known that people would react so enthusiastically, Id have done it years ago. – Mark Spitz

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Attitude

Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth. – Theodor Adorno

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Art

America allows us to be able to dream, then gives us the ability to achieve those dreams. – Rick Mears

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Dreams

By reading the scriptures I am so renewed that all nature seems renewed around me and with me. The sky seems to be a pure, a cooler blue, the trees a deeper green. The whole world is charged with the glory of God and I feel fire and music under my feet. – Thomas Merton

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Religion