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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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dating
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Rita Rudner
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Business
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Rita Rudner
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. – R. L. Stine

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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Drums just always sounded like the most fun part of that good music for me. – Levon Helm

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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. – Muhammad Ali

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Most people know no other way of judging mens worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Captain Hale, alone, without sympathy or support, save that from above, on the near approach of death asked for a clergyman to attend him. It was refused. He then requested a Bible that too was refused by his inhuman jailer. – William Hull

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