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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Medical
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Rita Rudner
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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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Black Friday Shopping
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Lucky is for laughs, and theres really nothing funny that Im doing on Dexter. I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesnt mean that they are a harmless little bunny. – Colin Hanks

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I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. – Stephen Dorff

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funny

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. – H. L. Mencken

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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He who hasnt hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain. – John Moore

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The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations and cuts short the most weighty observations, has a romance of its own. – Virginia Woolf

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Business is more exciting than any game. – Lord Beaverbrook

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more. – Walter Matthau

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