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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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Rita Rudner
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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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Black Friday Shopping
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Rita Rudner
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Business
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Rita Rudner
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I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. – Julia Sweeney

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funny

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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funny

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. – Mike Myers

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funny

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw

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funny

Random Quotes

That last day does not bring extinction to us, but change of place. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Change

Part of the reason I sort of shot out like a cannon out of Michigan and left home at such an early age is because I had to feel independent. – Madonna Ciccone

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Age

A man growing old becomes a child again. – Sophocles

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Age

I have got instincts that, I think, are very much in tune with peoples very keen sense to see something different. I did not dream of being in politics since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. I was not involved in student politics, or not in that partisan way. – Nick Clegg

Category:
Politics