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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Business
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Rita Rudner
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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Rita Rudner
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But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you cant forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesnt work. – Robert Downey, Jr.

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funny

Its funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? Ive got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. – Jeff Bridges

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funny

Its funny: Im a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano its been a solitary thing. – Gary Oldman

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funny

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

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funny

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Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Grief, Grieving

With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stock broker, can gain a reputation for being civilized. – Oscar Wilde

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Investment

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. – Victor Hugo

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Age

Our creator is the same and never changes despite the names given Him by people here and in all parts of the world. Even if we gave Him no name at all, He would still be there, within us, waiting to give us good on this earth. – George Washington Carver

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good