Rita Rudner's Quote - In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita R

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin

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I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isnt necessarily funny. – Seth Rogen

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I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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We all love musical architecture theres no doubt about that. – Levon Helm

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Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. – Anon.

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Everyone I know who is successful has issues with their father, regardless of whether it was sports or business or entertainment. – Bret Easton Ellis

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