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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Rita Rudner
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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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Age
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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Its funny that I got to do On the Road because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. – Garrett Hedlund

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funny

Hurried and worried until were buried, and theres no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. – George M. Cohan

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funny

I feel funny about owning art. I dont really want to say: Wow, come and see my Monet – its in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar. – Baz Luhrmann

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funny

Im so single. Its funny. Im usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But its good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. – Brittany Snow

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funny

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Ask for no guarantees, ask for no security, there never was such an animal. And if there were, it would be related to the great sloth which hangs upside down in a tree all day every day, sleeping its life away. – Henry de Bracton

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Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure. – Edward Eggleston

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Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination. – Immanuel Kant

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