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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Rita Rudner
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Business
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Rita Rudner
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things – in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished. – Jean Dujardin

Category:
funny

Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal

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funny

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. – Don Marquis

Category:
funny

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldnt tell a joke to save my life. – Seann William Scott

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I think any branding for me is band-related. Its really weird to get used to the exposure, because I am a naturally introverted person, and Im not exactly social. Occasionally I can get comfortable enough to talk, but I spend a lot of my days not talking, especially when Im at home and not on tour. – Nate Ruess

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Home

In dreams begins responsibility. – William Butler Yeats

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Dreams

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. – Richard Lewis

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Hanukkah

Its usually a big kind of vent of frustration or anger or sadness that puts me in the right frame of mind to write. Its such a cliche to say that artists write when theyre down, but its true for me. Its a relief to get out whats eating away at my heart or my soul or my head. – Ellie Goulding

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Anger