Rita Rudner's Quote - In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita R

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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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