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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita R

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny
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Rita Rudner
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

Category:
parenting
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Rita Rudner
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny

I mean, Im married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. – Seal

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I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters

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If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done. – Mike Ditka

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