Quote by Spike Milligan
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Millig

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan

Other quotes by Spike Milligan

And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. – Spike Milligan

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Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke

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Its funny recently Ive started to notice peoples impersonations of me, and its basically like a hyperactive child. – Dave Grohl

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I do write a lot from personal experience, but I also embellish a bit. – Miranda Lambert

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