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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actua

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Other Quotes from
Men
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I will not be concerned at other mens not knowing meI will be concerned at my own want of ability. – Confucius

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Men

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. – Katharine Hepburn

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Men

Men do not shape destiny, Destiny produces the man for the hour. – Fidel Castro

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Men

As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy. – Christopher Dawson

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Men

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Im an idealist. I dont know where Im going, but Im on my way. – Carl Sandburg

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funny

I can only hope to be 10 percent of the mom mine was to me. She encouraged me to be confident and enjoy life. Thats what I want for my son. – Charlize Theron

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Hope

Vanity is as ill at ease under indifference as tenderness is under a love which it cannot return. – George Eliot

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Vanity

Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say. – William W. Watt

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Statistics