Quote by Rita Rudner
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actua

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness. – Blaise Pascal

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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives mouths. – Bertrand Russell

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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other mens imperfections, and conceal your own. – George Bernard Shaw

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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

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