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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. – Ernest Hemingway

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Men

Live as brave men and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Men

What makes a woman beautiful is her loyalty to and her friendships with other women, and her honesty with men. – Vanessa Marcil

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Men

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men. – Edmund Burke

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Men

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If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now. – Marcus Aurelius

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Judging, Judgment

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn’t make any difference which you called in — if you had a good nurse. – Finley Peter Dunne

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Nurses

An expectation is a future object, recognised as belonging to me. – Samuel Alexander

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Future

It was stumbling on to really the bible of the blues, you know, and a very powerful drug to be introduced to us and I absorbed it totally, and it changed my complete outlook on music. – Eric Clapton

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Music