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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actua

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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Rita Rudner
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Rita Rudner
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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Men are like sheep, of which a flock is more easily driven than a single one. – Richard Whately

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Men

Mens ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state. – Karl Marx

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Men

A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this – that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made – not to understand – but to feel – as crime. – Edgar Allan Poe

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Men

The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one can teach them anything! – Maria Montessori

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Men

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