Quote by Rita Rudner
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actua

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

Category:
respect
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Other Quotes from
Men
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Observe all men, thyself most. – Benjamin Franklin

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Men

We say nothing essential about the cathedral when we speak of its stones. We say nothing essential about Man when we seek to define him by the qualities of men. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Category:
Men

I have known war as few men now living know it. Its very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a means of settling international disputes. – Douglas MacArthur

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Men

How could man rejoice in victory and delight in the slaughter of men? – Lao Tzu

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Men

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Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. – Anne Frank

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good

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. – Toby Harrah, 1983

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World Series

Mountain pose teaches us, literally, how to stand on our own two feet…. teaching us to root ourselves into the earth…. Our bodies become a connection between heaven and earth. – Carol Krucoff

Category:
Yoga

Everything in life depends on how that life accepts its limits. – James Baldwin

Category:
Acceptance