Quote by Rita Rudner
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actua

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

Category:
parenting
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

Category:
great
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
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Other Quotes from
Men
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There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women, and there are families. – Margaret Thatcher

Category:
Men

There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times. – Voltaire

Category:
Men

Men take only their needs into consideration – never their abilities. – Napoleon Bonaparte

Category:
Men

Im fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in. – George McGovern

Category:
Men

Random Quotes

Thinking back to those earlier days, I felt I was weak when I wasnt making movies, and then when I was, I thought I was weak as a family member. – Ang Lee

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Family

Where can we go to find God if we cannot see Him in our own hearts and in every living being. – Swami Vivekananda

Category:
God

Being a movie star, and this applies to all of them, means being looked at from every possible direction. You are never left at peace, youre just fair game. – Greta Garbo

Category:
Peace

It is better to do thine own duty, however lacking in merit, than to do that of another, even though efficiently. It is better to die doing ones own duty, for to do the duty of another is fraught with danger. – Bhagavad Gita

Category:
Danger