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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An an

When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven. – Bible

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What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father. – Mary Mapes Dodge

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A father is a banker provided by nature. – Proverb

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The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them. – Confucius

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You have to wake up a virgin each morning. – Jean-Louis Barrault

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Once you consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things back the way they are. – Howard Hughes

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Ive always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I dont say anything for shock value. – Amy Schumer

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