Quote by Erma Bombeck
When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An an

When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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To be a successful father… theres one absolute rule: when you have a kid, dont look at it for the first two years. – Ernest Hemingway

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Father

Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven. – Bible

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Father

A father is a banker provided by nature. – Proverb

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Father

Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said Box about: twill come to my father anon. – John Aubrey

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How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the world, it finds a mother ready to take care of it. – Jules Michelet

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