Quote by Erma Bombeck
When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An an

When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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communication
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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons. – Croesus

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Noble fathers have noble children. – Euripides

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What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father. – Mary Mapes Dodge

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Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said Box about: twill come to my father anon. – John Aubrey

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From my dad I learned to be good to people, to always be honest and straightforward. I learned hard work and perseverance. – Luke Bryan

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Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. – Horace

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Bread is for us a kind of successor to the motherly breast, and it has been over the centuries responsible for billions of sighs of satisfaction. – Margaret Visser

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