Quote by Erma Bombeck
When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An an

When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? – Joseph Addison

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Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said Box about: twill come to my father anon. – John Aubrey

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Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven. – Bible

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What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father. – Mary Mapes Dodge

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If vanity does not overthrow all our virtues, at least she makes them totter. – François de la Rochefoucauld

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