Quote by Erma Bombeck
When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An an

When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said Box about: twill come to my father anon. – John Aubrey

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That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? – Joseph Addison

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The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them. – Confucius

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What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father. – Mary Mapes Dodge

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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

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Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars. – Robertson Davies

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There is one timeless way of building. It is a thousand years old, and the same today as it has ever been. The great traditional buildings of the past, the villages and tents and temples in which man feels at home, have always been made by people who were very close to the center of this way. – Christopher Alexander

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President Obama chose politics over leadership. Hope and Change have become bait-and-switch. – Lindsey Graham

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