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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An an

When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father. – Mary Mapes Dodge

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Noble fathers have noble children. – Euripides

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That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? – Joseph Addison

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