Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. – Stephen Baker
A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. Its always something youre thinking about unconsciously. – Andy Samberg
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot — the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something. – Peter Jacobsen
