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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Vacations
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing
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Other Quotes from
Medical
category

When you no longer know what headache, heartache, or stomachache means without cistern punctures, electrocardiograms and six x-ray plates, you are slipping. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

To date, embryonic stem cell research has not produced a single medical treatment, where ethical, adult stem cell research has produced some 67 medical miracles. – Mike Pence

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Medical

When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much. – Enid Bagnold

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Medical

My diminished girth, in tailor phraseology, was hardly conceivable even by my own friends, or my respected medical adviser, until I put on my former clothing, over what I now wear, which is a thoroughly convincing proof of the remarkable change. – William Banting

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Medical

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