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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Morning
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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
Medical
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It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician… – William Cullen (1710–1790), First Lines of the Practice of Physic

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Medical

When families save, they can get through emergencies like a bad harvest or a medical emergency. But its more than that. They can also plan for the future, gradually saving up for a small business or for their childrens school tuition. – Jeff Raikes

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Medical

Three of my children are medical doctors, they know at least a hundred times as much about your body as my grandfather knew, but they dont know much more about soul than he did. – John Templeton

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Medical

Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

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Our prejudices are like physical infirmities — we cannot do what they prevent us from doing. – John Lancaster Spalding

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When I did it with Johnny, it was almost a telepathic kind of communication. – Edgar Winter

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communication

I am single and not looking to be in a relationship. – Chris Evans

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relationship

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant. – H. L. Mencken

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