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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. – William Withey Gull

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Medical

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. – Martha Beck

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Medical

As a former professional patient advocate, I believe prescription drugs are an essential part of high-quality medical treatment, and I supported enactment of the Medicare Prescription Drug and Modernization Act. – Sue Kelly

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Medical

Was this an old disease, and, if so, which one? If it was new, what did that say about the state of medical knowledge? And in any case, how could physicians make sense of it? – Peter Lewis Allen

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Medical

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