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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Women
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Teenagers
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Other Quotes from
Medical
category

Even top caliber hospitals cannot escape medical mistakes that sometimes result in irreparable damage to patients. – Carl Levin

Category:
Medical

I wanted to go to medical school. But, I never got a college scholarship. – Edwin Moses

Category:
Medical

I was proud to share the stories of my friends at Georgetown Law who have suffered dire medical consequences because our student insurance does not cover contraception for the purpose of preventing pregnancy. – Sandra Fluke

Category:
Medical

Fort Smith, being the place of my longest stay, was the scene of my largest medical practice. – Ernest Thompson Seton

Category:
Medical

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mom

There is no dependence that can be sure but a dependence upon ones self. – John Gay

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It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more. – Bela Lugosi

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Fashion your life as a garland of beautiful deeds. – Buddha

Category:
Goodness