Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Women
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Medical
category

Without true medical liability reform, our doctors will continue to leave, and young doctors coming out of medical school $100,000 to $200,000 in debt will not be able to afford such onerous costs. – Jim Gerlach

Category:
Medical

Harvard Medical School, the University of South Florida and the American Psychiatric Association have all conducted studies showing that the earlier one begins gambling, the more likely it is he or she will become an addicted, problem gambler. – Spencer Bachus

Category:
Medical

Radio interoperability is essential for our police, fire, and emergency medical service departments to communicate with each other in times of emergency. – Lucille Roybal-Allard

Category:
Medical

I have four strikes against me. Im black, Im short, Im intelligent, and I have a medical condition. – Gary Coleman

Category:
Medical

Random Quotes

We watch a lot of Discovery Channel, shows like The Biggest Loser and even Amazing Race. You learn a lot about the world, its fun and nobodys interested in beating anybody down. And then the opposite: Im a huge fan of Survivor. – Alison Sweeney

Category:
amazing

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. – Al Capp

Category:
Art

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. – Peter Drucker

Category:
Advertising

Where the flag of truth waves unfurled, there you will find superstition waiting in ambush. – Platen

Category:
Superstition