Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Vacations
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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If one of us, any of us, any American is traveling in a town somewhere in America and a medical crisis hits them, for someone who is diabetic or perhaps has heart disease or some other problems, where do we get the records to determine what to do? – Timothy Murphy

Category:
Medical

The purse of the patient often protracts his case. – Zimmermann

Category:
Medical

Jews were asked when life begins. For them its when they finally graduate medical school. – Evan Sayet

Category:
Medical

Haiti is always talking about decentralization and nothing has been so obvious, perhaps a weakness, as the centralized nature of Haitian society as being revealed by the earthquake. I mean, they lost all these medical training programs because they didnt have them anywhere else. – Paul Farmer

Category:
Medical

Random Quotes

The hand that rocks the cradle rules the nation and its destiny. – African Proverb

Category:
Patriotism

Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide theyre going to have guitar bands, then ninety percent of them are going to be crap. Its just a given law. – David Byrne

Category:
Music

The flower that follows the sun does so even in cloudy days. – Robert Leighton

Category:
Flowers

Turkey wants a policy of engagement exactly like President Obamas new approach. Policy of engagement, less confrontation, less tense attitude, especially in the region. – Ahmet Davutoglu

Category:
Attitude