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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Erma Bombeck
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Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. – Ben Hecht, Miracle of the Fifteen Murderers

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Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. – Jean-Martin Charcot, translated from French

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The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. – Dizzy Dean

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The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. – Arlen Specter

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The tears of the red, yellow, black, brown and white man are all the same. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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I was embarrassed that I even wanted to become an actress because coming from L.A., with two older sisters in the business and a mom who had been a ballet dancer, it was such a cliche. – Elizabeth Olsen

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I dont believe an Alliance government should sponsor legislation on abortion or a referendum on abortion. – Stephen Harper

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