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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving Day
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing
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Other Quotes from
Medical
category

In my second year, after moving to the Medical School, I began the courses of Anatomy and Physiology. I had begun to see that I was interested in cells and their functions. – Sydney Brenner

Category:
Medical

Listening to medical facts was not enough. People wanted one hundred percent guarantees. – Ryan White

Category:
Medical

Medical physics is an applied area of physics. – John Cameron

Category:
Medical

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more. – Walter Matthau

Category:
Medical

Random Quotes

Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave. – Detroit Journal

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Socialism

After a semester or so, my infatuation with computers burnt out as quickly as it had begun. – Eric Allin Cornell

Category:
Computers

Children themselves know they are being cheated. Ultimately we owe it to our children. They are in school for 190 days a year. Every moment they spend learning is precious. If a year goes by and they are not being stretched and excited, that blights their life. – Michael Gove

Category:
Learning

Chronic malnutrition, or the lack of proper nutrition over time directly contributes to three times as many child deaths as food scarcity. Yet surprisingly, you dont really hear about this hidden crisis through the morning news, Twitter or headlines of major newspapers. – Cat Cora

Category:
Food