Quote by Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Running
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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As far as hypnosis is concerned, I had a very serious problem when I was in my twenties. I encountered a man who later became the president of the American Society of Medical Hypnosis. He couldnt hypnotize me. – Theodore Sturgeon

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Medical

We ought to be providing protective sanctuaries for the Kurdish rebels. That means finding some places where they can come and to which we will then be able to provide food and water and medical help. – Les Aspin

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Medical

We still have people in the active duty, and if people are feeling ill, if theyre experiencing various symptoms and theyre still in the active duty, theyre less likely to come forward because that could result in their medical discharge. – Bernard Sanders

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Medical

Medical science has proven time and again that when the resources are provided, great progress in the treatment, cure, and prevention of disease can occur. – Michael J. Fox

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Medical

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Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. – Norman Vincent Peale

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Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It will never be achieved by passivity and quietism. – Dorothy Thompson

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Peace

He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind. – Willa Cather

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Curmudgeonesque

Sometimes the best helping hand you can get is a good, firm push. – Joann Thomas

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Miscellaneous