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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck
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When I went to the University, the medical school was the only place where one could hope to find the means to study life, its nature, its origins, and its ills. – Albert Claude

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Even people who feel perfectly comfortable investing in the stock market and owning their own homes often have qualms about individual medical accounts or Social Security private accounts. – Jacob Hacker

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When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much. – Enid Bagnold

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Ive been advised not to have any more children for medical reasons, so thats it – the shop has closed, even though I would have loved a daughter. – Toni Braxton

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