Erma Bombeck's Quote - Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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A physicians physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a clerics divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. – Samuel Butler

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When you no longer know what headache, heartache, or stomachache means without cistern punctures, electrocardiograms and six x-ray plates, you are slipping. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage – at least from over five feet away. In fact, TV is probably the least physically harmful of all the narcotics known to man. – Christopher Lehmann-Haupt

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One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. – Alice James

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