Erma Bombeck's Quote - Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

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God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

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Never accept a drink from a Urologist. – Erma Bombeck

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The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. – French Proverb

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Id like to think Helen very much understood what it was to be disadvantaged in the medical field. And that that was something that she never let dictate her choices. – Mary Stuart Masterson

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The field of Western medicine has seemingly become literally nothing but medicine. Are doctors are on their way out, to be replaced by self-service pharmaceutical vending machines? – Terri Guillemets, “Prescribed,” 2004

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When you no longer know what headache, heartache, or stomachache means without cistern punctures, electrocardiograms and six x-ray plates, you are slipping. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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