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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Erma Bombeck
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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Morning
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. – Cass Canfield

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Medical

I dont believe medical discoveries are doing much to advance human life. As fast as we create ways to extend it we are inventing ways to shorten it. – Christiaan Barnard

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Medical

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Medical

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. – Samuel J. Meltzer

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Medical

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I dont watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself. – Stephen Fry

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Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. – Alexander Smith

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