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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
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Erma Bombeck
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Birthday
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Medical
category

As a physician and as a pilot, I think it lets me be a pretty good translator having one foot in the medical world and one foot in the flying world. Sometimes when the medical guys come in and speak medical stuff to the pilots, the pilots really dont know what theyre saying. – David M. Brown

Category:
Medical

To date, embryonic stem cell research has not produced a single medical treatment, where ethical, adult stem cell research has produced some 67 medical miracles. – Mike Pence

Category:
Medical

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. – Elbert Hubbard

Category:
Medical

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. – Martha Beck

Category:
Medical

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My free time at home is usually spent emailing, listening to music, reading and talking on the phone. I wish I was on the phone less, but I have been fortunate to stay in touch with so many incredible friends. – Steve Nash

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Home

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. – C.S. Lewis

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Meditation

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. – David Lee Roth

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funny

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss. – Doug Horton

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Consumerism