Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck