Quote by Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who wave

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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[W]e must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie…. It casts out stress as the heat of the hand repels quicksilver…. Keep you your precious vapors, your fantods, your anxiety. Give me a pie. Give me a pie anyday. – David Mamet, Boston Marriage

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Cookies are made of butter and love. – Norwegian Proverb

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Desserts

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! – Author Unknown

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My next birthday cake will be a huge chocolate-covered peppermint patty, maraschino cherry candles, and edible confetti atop whipped cream, with a mug of steaming hot coffee and mint chip ice cream! – Terri Guillemets

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Desserts

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. – Honoré de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage

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Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness – great wealth, great return, great satisfaction, great reputation, and great joy. – Jim Rohn

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I havent been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible. – David Boreanaz

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My mother and dad were big animal lovers, too. I just dont know how I would have lived without animals around me. Im fascinated by them – both domestic pets and the wild community. They just are the most interesting things in the world to me, and its made such a difference in my lifetime. – Betty White

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