Quote by Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who wave

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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thanksgiving
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Other Quotes from
Desserts
category

Pessimism is as American as apple pie — frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. – George F. Will

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Desserts
[P]ie… the secret of our strength as a nation and the foundation of our industrial supremacy… – “Editorial Comment: Hints in Gastronomy,” Current Literature: A Magazine of Cont

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Desserts

My next birthday cake will be a huge chocolate-covered peppermint patty, maraschino cherry candles, and edible confetti atop whipped cream, with a mug of steaming hot coffee and mint chip ice cream! – Terri Guillemets

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Desserts

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. – Jonathan Swift

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Desserts

Random Quotes

We have them just where they want us. – James T. Kirk

Category:
Perspective

At the beginning of every winter people are careful to install storm windows. These extra panes of glass protect their houses against the bitter winds. We do something very similar to protect our minds through the practice of meditation. – Eknath Easwaran

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Meditation

Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage. – Catherine Douzel

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Tea

I delight in my family obligations, but they leave little time for breaks let alone quick trips across the country. – Carre Otis

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alone