Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck
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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck
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