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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who wave

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Desserts
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If your sweet tooth says candy — your wisdom tooth says Cerreta. – Slogan of the Cerreta Candy Company in Glendale, Arizona (cerreta.com)

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Desserts

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! – Author Unknown

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Desserts

My next birthday cake will be a huge chocolate-covered peppermint patty, maraschino cherry candles, and edible confetti atop whipped cream, with a mug of steaming hot coffee and mint chip ice cream! – Terri Guillemets

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Desserts

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. – Carl Sagan

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Desserts

Random Quotes

I believe that the first step in the setting of a real external world is the formation of the concept of bodily objects and of bodily objects of various kinds. – Albert Einstein

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World

The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever. – Anatole France

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Miscellaneous

The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. Weve spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why arent they paying for it? They dont like Qaddafi, Qaddafis been a terrible thorn in their side. – Donald Trump

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respect

Beauty is a relation, and the apprehension of it a comparison. – Gerard Manley Hopkins

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Beauty