Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
My mother and dad were big animal lovers, too. I just dont know how I would have lived without animals around me. Im fascinated by them – both domestic pets and the wild community. They just are the most interesting things in the world to me, and its made such a difference in my lifetime. – Betty White