Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck
The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. Weve spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why arent they paying for it? They dont like Qaddafi, Qaddafis been a terrible thorn in their side. – Donald Trump