Quote by Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who wave

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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thanksgiving
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Other Quotes from
Desserts
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Cookies are made of butter and love. – Norwegian Proverb

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Desserts

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Author Unknown

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Desserts

Pessimism is as American as apple pie — frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. – George F. Will

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Desserts

You are my favorite excuse to whip cream. – Anonymous Voyeur

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Desserts

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Arbitrage proof has since been widely used throughout finance and economics. – Merton Miller

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Taste is only to be educated by contemplation, not of the tolerably good but of the truly excellent. I therefore show you only the best works; and when you are grounded in these, you will have a standard for the rest, which you will know how to value, without overrating them. – Johann von Goethe

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There are those who wrap themselves in flags and blow the tinny trumpet of patriotism as a means of fooling the people. – George Galloway

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Heredity is nothing, but stored environment. – Luther Burbank