Quote by Erma Bombeck
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who wave

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Morning
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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Women
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Other Quotes from
Desserts
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Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman. – Author Unknown

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Desserts

Cookies are made of butter and love. – Norwegian Proverb

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Desserts
[P]ie… the secret of our strength as a nation and the foundation of our industrial supremacy… – “Editorial Comment: Hints in Gastronomy,” Current Literature: A Magazine of Cont

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Desserts

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts. – Graham Kerr

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Desserts

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Grammar makes the difference between feeling you’re nuts and feeling your nuts. – Internet meme

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Grammar

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. – Author unknown

Category:
Dieting

I do like dating cynics – they tend to be incredibly funny. – Chris Pine

Category:
dating

With millions of family wage manufacturing jobs lost since 2001, we need an energy bill that takes bold action to tap into American ingenuity in order to lead the world in new clean energy technology, rather than playing catch-up to the Japanese, Danish, and Germans. – Jay Inslee

Category:
Technology