You are my favorite excuse to whip cream. – Anonymous Voyeur
Pie…it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain. – Kevin James, Mall Cop
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Author Unknown
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. – Jonathan Swift
Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman. – Author Unknown
Pessimism is as American as apple pie — frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. – George F. Will
A party without cake is just a meeting. – Julia Child
If your sweet tooth says candy — your wisdom tooth says Cerreta. – Slogan of the Cerreta Candy Company in Glendale, Arizona (cerreta.com)
[P]ie… the secret of our strength as a nation and the foundation of our industrial supremacy… – “Editorial Comment: Hints in Gastronomy,” Current Literature: A Magazine of Cont
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts. – Graham Kerr
My next birthday cake will be a huge chocolate-covered peppermint patty, maraschino cherry candles, and edible confetti atop whipped cream, with a mug of steaming hot coffee and mint chip ice cream! – Terri Guillemets
[W]e must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie…. It casts out stress as the heat of the hand repels quicksilver…. Keep you your precious vapors, your fantods, your anxiety. Give me a pie. Give me a pie anyday. – David Mamet, Boston Marriage
