My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck