My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck