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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bo

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Thanksgiving Day
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Erma Bombeck
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

Category:
Housework

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home…. I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. – Nancie J. Carmody

Category:
Housework

Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. – Chuck Clark

Category:
Housework

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework

Random Quotes

In the kingdom of consumption the citizen is king. A democratic monarchy: equality before consumption, fraternity in consumption, and freedom through consumption. – Raoul Vaneigem

Category:
Equality

Another cause of change, one less noticeable but fundamental, is the modern growth of population closely connected with scientific and medical discoveries. It is interesting that the United Nations has set up a special Commission to study this question. – Emily Greene Balch

Category:
Medical

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look after their image. – Adrian Edmondson

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cool

You cant really say what is beautiful about a place, but the image of the place will remain vividly with you. – Tadao Ando

Category:
Beauty