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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bo

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. – Heloise Cruse

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Housework

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. – Simone de Beauvoir

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Housework

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework

Random Quotes

Leadership cant be fabricated. If it is fabricated and rehearsed, you cant fool the guys in the locker room. So when you talk about leadership, it comes with performance. Leadership comes with consistency. – Junior Seau

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Leadership

Men fear Death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. – Francis Bacon, Essays

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Death

To build up a library is to create a life. – Carlos María Domínguez

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Libraries

Tell me Im clever, Tell me Im kind, Tell me Im talented, Tell me Im cute, Tell me Im sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me Im perfect – But tell me the truth. – Shel Silverstein

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Truth