My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck