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Quote by Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bo

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Erma Bombeck
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Housework
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A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners. – Irish Saying

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Housework

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework

I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It’s amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor. – D.H. Lawrence

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Housework

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework

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A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song. – Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity. – Irving Kristol

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Everyday life is like programming, I guess. If you love something you can put beauty into it. – Donald Knuth

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All I wanted was to be a university teacher. – Jalal Talabani

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