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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bo

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s,

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Housework

The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes. – Agatha Christie

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Housework

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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Housework

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework

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I have no other view than to promote the public good, and am unambitious of honors not founded in the approbation of my Country. – George Washington

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My advice is to look out for engineers. They begin with sewing machines and end up with nuclear bombs. – Marcel Pagnol

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The dupe of friendship, and the fool of love have I not reason to hate and to despise myself? Indeed I do and chiefly for not having hated and despised the world enough. – William Hazlitt

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