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Quote by Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bo

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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Housekeeping aint no joke. – Louisa May Alcott

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Housework

Cleanliness is next to impossible. – Author Unknown

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Housework
[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s,

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Housework

For a woman to get a rewarding sense of total creation by way of the multiple monotonous chores that are her daily lot would be as irrational as for an assembly line worker to rejoice that he had created an automobile because he tightened a bolt. – Edith Mendel Stern

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Housework

Random Quotes

Admitting failure is quite cleansing, but never – pleasurable. – Michael Morpurgo

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Failure

I never was someone who was at ease with happiness. – Hugh Laurie

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Happiness

Tis not to see the world
As from a height, with rapt prophetic eyes,
And heart profoundly stirred;
And weep, and feel the fullness of the past,
The years that are not more. – Matthew Arnold

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Past, the

The human body and mind are tremendous forces that are continually amazing scientists and society. Therefore, we have no choice but to keep an open mind as to what the human being can achieve. – Evelyn Glennie

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amazing