Quote by Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bo

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Father
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. – Simone de Beauvoir

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Housework

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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Housework

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework

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