Quote by Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bo

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Vacations
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Morning
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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house. – Joe Ryan

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Housework

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. – Ann Oakley

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Housework

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. – Author Unknown

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Housework

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Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust. – Karl Kraus

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A treatment method or an educational method that will work for one child may not work for another child. The one common denominator for all of the young children is that early intervention does work, and it seems to improve the prognosis. – Temple Grandin

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The Christian community latched onto a lot of my music, because there were a lot of things about my struggle they related to. But I didnt really want to come out and be identified as a Christian, because I didnt want to be a hypocrite, because my life wasnt right. – Scott Stapp

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