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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Erma Bo

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Dust is just a country accent. – Author Unknown

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Housework

The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat. – Author Unknown

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Housework

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Housework

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Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. – Author Unknown

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People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing. – Ed Zern, 1947

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Fishing

As crucial as religion has been and is to the life of the nation, Americas unifying force has never been a specific faith, but a commitment to freedom – not least freedom of conscience. – Jon Meacham

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Faith

In New York, youve got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and theyre all on the same subway car. – Ethan Hawke

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car