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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network e

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of people. – Pierre Omidyar

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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I dont need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door. – Anon.

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Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown

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A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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