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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network e

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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If youre going to succeed at online business, you need to keep it virtually real. – Torley

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In Cyberspace, the 1st Amendment is a local ordinance. – John Perry Barlow

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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. – Penn Jillett

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If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. – Natalie Sequera

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True obedience is true freedom. – Henry Ward Beecher

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