What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
What makes me sad about school is that the people who are unhappy are unhappy because they dont believe it will change. And I just want to say: It does! High school ends and its over. I will tell anyone that its OK to be unhappy at school, make lots of mistakes and then it will be over. – Alice Englert