Quote by Dave Barry
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network e

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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The message for business people contemplating their place in cyberspace is simple and direct: get linked or get lost. – Vic Sussman and Kenan Pollack

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Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation. – William Gibson

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Internet

A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet. – Anon.

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Internet

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Go to foreign countries and you will get to know the good things one possesses at home. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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I shall be an autocrat, thats my trade and the good Lord will forgive me, thats his. – Catherine the Great

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I willingly confess to so great a partiality for trees as tempts me to respect a man in exact proportion to his respect for them. – James Russell Lowell

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I could write historical fiction, or science fiction, or a mystery but since I find it fascinating to research the clues of some little know period and develop a story based on that, I will probably continue to do it. – Jean M. Auel

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