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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network e

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it. – Jeanne DeVoto, take-off on a quote by John Gilmore

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The best tweets are the ones you never make. – Corey Mohler, @existentialcoms

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Internet

Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. – Author Unknown

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A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A good beginning makes a good end. – English Proverb

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I have found no greater satisfaction than achieving success through honest dealing and strict adherence to the view that, for you to gain, those you deal with should gain as well. – Alan Greenspan

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