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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network e

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy. – Abraham Lincoln

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The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You cant step on it. You cant go around it. Youve got to get through it. – John Evans

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The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. – Author Unknown

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Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. – Paul Carvel

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