Quote by Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally feat

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Other Quotes from
Trust
category

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. – Cher

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Trust

I would say readers can trust my work more than anyone elses. – Joseph J. Ellis

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Trust

I focus on the writing and let the rest of the process take care of itself. Ive learned to trust my own instincts and Ive also learned to take risks. – Sue Grafton

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Trust

You cant trust very many people. – George Best

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Trust

Random Quotes

An interval of meditation, serious and grateful, was the best corrective of everything dangerous in such a high-wrought felicity; and she went to her room, and grew steadfast and fearless in the thankfulness of her enjoyment. – Jane Austen, Persuasion

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Meditation

Never accept ultimatums, conventional wisdom, or absolutes. – Christopher Reeve

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Wisdom

Grief is a species of idleness. – Samuel Johnson

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Grief

Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen. – Lydia Lunch

Category:
Life