Quote by Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally feat

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Women
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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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Its mostly the financial chicanery thats going on. People are saying What kind of trust can we put in this market? – Mike Farrell

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Trust

You have to trust your body to take care of you. – A. J. Langer

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Trust

When you do a drama, you are challenged to trust your inner voice much more. Because when you put a comedy in front of even a 25-person screening, you know whether its working or not. The barometer is overt. – Shawn Levy

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Trust

If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and its clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again. – Bill OReilly

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Trust

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Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad. – John Andrew Holmes

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The people who make art their business are mostly imposters. – Pablo Picasso

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