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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally feat

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Dave Barry
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Food
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Im a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I dont trust diamonds and gold. – Eartha Kitt

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Trust

The Centre is very important to me its about trust – about truth. – David Ginola

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Trust

The press is the hired agent of a monied system, and set up for no other purpose than to tell lies where their interests are involved. One can trust nobody and nothing. – Henry Adams

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Trust

You cant trust actors. – Emma Roberts

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Superstition is only the fear of belief, while religion is the confidence. – Marguerite Blessington

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Confronting a stadium audience, you cant see the whites of their eyes. Its just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course, you cant see the alleged billions watching at home either, so the degree to which you are intimidated is quite low. – Rowan Atkinson

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Man must search for what is right, and let happiness come on its own. – Johann Pestalozzi

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