Quote by Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally feat

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men
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If the players dont trust the coach, it is a problem, and vice versa. – Bill Parcells

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The more you trust your intuition, the more empowered you become, the stronger you become, and the happier you become. – Gisele Bundchen

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Today I trust my instinct, I trust myself. Finally. – Isabelle Adjani

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Trust

In America few people will trust you unless you are irreverent. – Norman Mailer

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Mere flimflam stories, and nothing but shams and lies. – Miguel de Cervantes

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Nothing that is worth doing can be achieved in a lifetime therefore we must be saved by hope. – Reinhold Niebuhr

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Every human being has… an attendant spirit…. If it does not always tell us what to do, it always cautions us what not to do. – Lydia M. Child

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Leisure tends to corrupt, and absolute leisure corrupts absolutely. – Edgar A. Shoaff

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