Quote by Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally feat

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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Trust
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To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved. – George MacDonald

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Trust

Beware of anyone who says they know. Trust me, they dont, or they wouldnt have to say they did. – Harvey Fierstein

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Trust

Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that youve become a comfortable, trusted person in another persons life. – Joyce Brothers

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Trust

I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughout all my life and with all my heart I shall strive to be worthy of your trust. – Queen Elizabeth II

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Trust

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Choose your friends with caution plan your future with purpose, and frame your life with faith. – Thomas S. Monson

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A man who is good enough to go to heaven is not good enough to be a clergyman. – Samuel Johnson

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Evangelism

It is a fact often observed, that men have written good verses under the inspiration of passion, who cannot write well under other circumstances. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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good

Our life is March weather, savage and serene in one hour. We go forth austere, dedicated, believing in the iron links of Destiny, and will not turn on our heel to save our life: but a book, or a bust, or only the sound of a name, shoots a spark through the nerves, and we suddenly believe in will… – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Representative Men: Seven Lectures, “IV: Montaigne; Or, the

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March