Quote by Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally feat

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Technology
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Trust
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You cant trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. – W. C. Fields

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Trust

So if the players trust the coach, its not a problem. If the players dont trust the coach, it is a problem, and vice versa. – Bill Parcells

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Trust

Firemen can do almost everything. You already trust them in life-threatening situations why not let them help you with your everyday problems, too? – David Hunt

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Trust

In spite of the haze of speculation, it is still something of a shock to find myself here, coming to terms with an enormous trust placed in my hands and with the inevitable sense of inadequacy that goes with that. – Rowan Williams

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Trust

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First rule of politics: you cant win unless youre on the ballot. Second rule: If you run, you may lose. And, if you tie, you do not win. – Donald Rumsfeld

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After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics. – Denise Caruso, about the Internet

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Anticipation Awakes the Passion, Vision Ignites the Heart, Touch Erupts the Soul. – Craig D. Slovak

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If we really wanted to be cool, and everyone in the world had Pro Tools, we could just put it up on the internet and everyone could make their own record out of it. – Charlie Hunter

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