Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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The Sports Illustrated cover was the last thing I shot. That week, I told my agent, You know what, I really… I dont want to be a model anymore. I really want to do movies. And I think he wanted to wring my neck at the moment. – Brooklyn Decker

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Sports

I think Bob Costas is terrific. Hes so knowledgeable. He can talk about any subject, not just sports. – Jim McKay

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Sports

I am a sports fanatic and being able to perform at halftime for the fans of the Steelers and the Jets is such a thrill for me. – Joe Nichols

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Sports

Im a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess its pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago. – Matt Walsh

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Sports

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