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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Business
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Sports
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I did all the right things in so many tournaments. But like I said, sometimes in sports it just goes the other way. Maybe youve already won so much that it evens it out a bit sometimes. I dont know. – Roger Federer

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Sports

Sports betting is all about money management, so the most money won on one event is not the most important thing. – Bruce Dern

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Sports

So while youre an athlete, and you have that platform, what you want to be able to do is make it work for you as much as possible, because theres going to be life after sports. – Stedman Graham

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Sports

ESPN has this problem with sports, its impossible to fill 24 hours with sports programming so they have to resort to things like poker and arm wrestling tournaments. – Drew Curtis

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Sports

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I have always thought of Walt Disney as my second father. – Annette Funicello

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Beauty can be coaxed out of ugliness. – Dr.SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

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I knew nothing about martial arts. The coach told me I was talented with learning martial arts, and put me in a school. Three years later I got my first championship in China. – Jet Li

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And I also trust that theres more than one way to do something. – Dennis Muren

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Trust