Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Sports
category

My heart lies in music and acting, however, my inspiration comes from adrenaline rush I get from sports… and life. – Alexander Ludwig

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Sports

I love all sports. – Dante Hall

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Sports

The sports world is an echo chamber. All it takes is one quote from a general manager and a thousand sports columns bloom. – Michael Lewis

Category:
Sports

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. – Fran Lebowitz

Category:
Sports

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Weve turned into a whining society. – Billy Corgan

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Society

You had to make a camera look like its traveling at 300 mph, but you couldnt make it actually travel at 300 mph so you had to slow everything down and build devices to do that. So you were constantly engineering. – John Dykstra

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Travel

Throughout my career, if I have done anything, I have paid attention to every note and every word I sing – if I respect the song. If I cannot project this to a listener, I fail. – Frank Sinatra

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respect

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. – Alfred Adler

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