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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Dave Barry
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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Art
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Sports
category

Its too bad that one has to conceive of sports as being the only arena where risks are, for all of life is risk exercise. Thats the only way to live more freely, and more interestingly. – William Sloane Coffin, Jr.

Category:
Sports

We have forty-four defenses for him, but he has forty-five ways to score. – Al Attles, on Nate Archibald

Category:
Sports

It certainly is dangerous that there are only a few clubs left in Europe that can afford to pay millions. At the end of the day however, the spectators decide the rates of pay – by watching the games and consuming the goods and services advertised on sports TV programmes. – Angela Merkel

Category:
Sports

The human spirit sublimates
the impulses it thwarts:
a healthy sex life mitigates
the lust for other sports. – Piet Hein

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Sports

Random Quotes

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes. – Voltaire

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History

If, then, knowledge be power, how much more power to we gain through the agency of faith, and what elevation must it give to human character. – Matthew Simpson

Category:
Faith

To show the world what long experience gains, requires not courage, though it calls for pains but at lifes outset to inform mankind is a bold effort of a valiant mind. – George Crabbe

Category:
Courage

Thats a great feeling to know that Im going into a project that I have no idea what will become of that movie, but I really trust Ang Lee. And I really trusted Ron. Its just really nice to work with people that you feel that way about. – Jennifer Connelly

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Trust