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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Companies that support sports developmental programs in our communities should also be applauded. – Mary Lou Retton

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The families of many athletes – incensed at the sports leagues and hoping to make games safer overall – are increasingly making the brains of players who die prematurely and suspiciously available for study. Some athletes are even making the bequest themselves. – Jeffrey Kluger

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For guys playing sports at a high level, for money, I cant put my finger on it, but in a mans world of sport, there is something visceral to beating another man. – Kurt Russell

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Theres not a long track record of people leaving professional sports to become a software developer. – Curt Schilling

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Our systems are all go. At 9:30 Monday morning trading will resume on both markets, and the message will be given to criminals who foisted this on America that they lost. – Richard Grasso

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