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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Whats a good tournament for him? Winning it. Hes good enough. – Greg Norman

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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

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Sports

Sports can unify the Iraqi people – no Sunnis, no Shiites, just sport for the country. – Dana Hussein

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Sports

I am very slow to warm. Ive always been sort of a loner. I didnt play team sports. I am better one-on-one than in big groups. – Rooney Mara

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Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money, power and influence. – Henry Chester

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