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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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I was always a sports nut but Ive lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London. – John Cleese

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Monday Night Football started in 1970, and when it started, it was something extremely special because sports had not been aired in prime time. So, it was a novelty, and a lot of people thought it wouldnt work, and, of course, it worked spectacularly well. – Al Michaels

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Sports

All pro sports, as well as the NCAA, should thank God every day we have sports betting here… We have the only agency in the world that regulates the honesty of games. – Meyer Lansky

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I am very slow to warm. Ive always been sort of a loner. I didnt play team sports. I am better one-on-one than in big groups. – Rooney Mara

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Sports

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Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. – Danny Kaye

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American business has just forgotten the importance of selling. – Barry Goldwater

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Tardiness often robs us opportunity, and the dispatch of our forces. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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Never give up. Keep your thoughts and your mind always on the goal. – Tom Bradley

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