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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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Dave Barry
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Dave Barry
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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Other Quotes from
Sports
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We all know that girls who compete in sports perform better in school, are physically healthier and have a stronger self-esteem. – Louise Slaughter

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Sports

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it. – Knute Rockne

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Sports

When I was in elementary school, we werent allowed to do sports other than cheerleading. By junior high, they let us play, but we had to come back after 6:30 p.m. to practice because there was only one gymnasium and the boys used it first. – Jackie Joyner-Kersee

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Sports

I do appreciate a woman who has a passion for sports and knows their stuff. – Jerry Ferrara

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Sports

Random Quotes

I love film. After a yummy meal for the whole family and some truly great friends, we often go out to see something beautiful and unique. – Gwyneth Paltrow

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Family

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didnt take it out of my garden. – Eric Morecambe

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gardening

A Romney-Ryan administration will protect and strengthen Medicare, for my Moms generation, for my generation, and for my kids and yours. – Paul Ryan

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mom

I want to own an NFL franchise. I understand the business of football. – Jon Bon Jovi

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Business