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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Dieting
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Other Quotes from
Sports
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Bulls do not win bull fights. People do. – Norman Ralph Augustine

Category:
Sports

I had no interest in sports so I didnt make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown. – Zach Braff

Category:
Sports

Everyone I know who is successful has issues with their father, regardless of whether it was sports or business or entertainment. – Bret Easton Ellis

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Sports

I think that people who have played sports have an ability to relate to people because when youre playing you have to work on teams and with opposing players. – Michael Michele

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Sports

Random Quotes

Crying is cleansing. Theres a reason for tears, happiness or sadness. – Dionne Warwick

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Happiness

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary. – Ashleigh Brilliant

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Dreams

A man’s life is often builded on a proverb. – Hebrew Proverb

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Quotations

Now what sort of man or woman or monster would stroke a centipede I have ever seen? And here is my good big centipede! If such a man exists, I say kill him without more ado. He is a traitor to the human race. – William S. Burroughs

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Insects