Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Many continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game. – George Mikes, How to Be an Alien, 1946

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You know, we – we start with a mentality that well take a sports project if its good. And were certainly not on the lookout for them, because to be honest we dont have to. They walk in the door. – Jim Lampley

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I had a great interest in sports. I had three older brothers who were great athletes. I was not. – George J. Mitchell

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