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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Dave Barry
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Dave Barry
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Sports
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The biological factors underlying race differences in sports have consequences for educational achievement, crime and sexual behavior. – J. Philippe Rushton

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Sports

They wanted me to play more sports because they were acutely sensitive to their children being one hundred percent American, and they believed that all Americans played sports and loved sports. – Martin Lewis Perl

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Sports

Thats the biggest gap in sports, the difference between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl. – John Madden

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Sports

Im the kind of guy that if I dont work out, I will get bigger and look like one of the guys who used to play sports. – Seann William Scott

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Sports

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I think the greatest taboos in America are faith and failure. – Michael Malone

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You can never really live anyone elses life, not even your childs. The influence you exert is through your own life, and what youve become yourself. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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We believe, as our founders did, that the pursuit of happiness depends upon individual liberty and individual liberty requires limited government. – Paul Ryan

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