The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Category:
Author
Quote by
Other quotes by
Read Quote
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry
Category:
Author
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry
Category:
Author
Random Quotes
[T]hey marched and counter-marched, clapped their hands, stamped hard upon the floor, and performed various evolutions for the purpose of circulating the blood, which by sitting too long is apt to stagnate, and render them, particularly in this climate, dull and sleepy. – Joseph Holt Ingraham, South-West, 1835 [Originally published anonymously, “By a
Category: