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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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To be candid with you, free agency hurts all sports. Its great for athletes making an enormous amount of money. But to say it helps the sports, I dont believe that. – Jerry West

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Theres nothing masculine about being competitive. Theres nothing masculine about trying to be the best at everything you do, nor is there anything wrong with it. I dont know why a female athlete has to defend her femininity just because she chooses to play sports. – Rebecca Lobo

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I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. – H. L. Mencken

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I Worked in the family auto body shop, lifted weights, and rode a few Victory Sports Indoors. – Ben Jackson

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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. – Finley Peter Dunne

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My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. – Anthony Hopkins

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I hope the cooks who are working for me now are getting that kind of experience so they can use what theyre learning now as a foundation for a great career. – Thomas Keller

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