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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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I had spindly little ankles, and growing up in Canada, I couldnt skate. I was no good at any sports so was very much a pariah through those adolescent years. – Neil Peart

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Sports

I never thought Id make the pages of Sports Illustrated, because Ive always been skinny. – Carolyn Murphy

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Sports

Life is simply a cricket match, with temptation as the bowler. – Author Unknown

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Sports

Sport strips away personality, letting the white bone of character shine through. Sport gives players an opportunity to know and test themselves. – Rita Mae Brown

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Sports

Random Quotes

You are indebted to you imagination for three-fourths of your importance. – David Garrick

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Imagination

A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. – George Bernard Shaw

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Vegetarianism

Confronting a stadium audience, you cant see the whites of their eyes. Its just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course, you cant see the alleged billions watching at home either, so the degree to which you are intimidated is quite low. – Rowan Atkinson

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Home

Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego. Then you only want another one, like potato chips or something, and the best thing you get is fat and bloated. Id rather just refuse, thanks. – Chazz Palminteri

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Rejection