Quote by Dave Barry
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Major sports are major parts of society. Its not anomalous to have people who love sports come from other parts of that society. – A. Bartlett Giamatti

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I never really participated in specific sports or anything, but once I hit 40, I started to get a little bit more active and began swimming more. – Shigeru Miyamoto

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Sports

I love sports – if Im not acting, Im probably doing sports. – Gabriel Basso

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Sports

The plays and sports of children are as salutary to them as labor and work are to grown persons. – Samuel Richardson

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Astronomy is not the apex of science or of invention. But it is a test of the cast of temperament and mind that underlies a culture. – Jacob Bronowski

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