The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry
I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry