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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Dave Barry
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Food
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Dave Barry
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Business
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Sports
category

As athletes, were used to reacting quickly. Here, its come, stop, come, stop. Theres a lot of downtime. Thats the toughest part of the day. – Michael Jordan

Category:
Sports

Winning is overrated, because winning and losing are both your acceptance of being rated. – Carrie Latet

Category:
Sports

Theres steps that Ive taken already, and each week, talking with the sports psychologist on a routine basis and working with the different programs that were going through. This is all stuff that you can say youre going to make a difference, but Im putting it into action. – Kurt Busch

Category:
Sports

You know theyre not going to lose 162 consecutive games. – Harry Caray

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Sports

Random Quotes

Parents are key when it comes to keeping kids off drugs. Good parenting is the best anti-drug we have. – Mel Carnahan

Category:
parenting

Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own. – Gerald Barzan

Category:
Punctuality

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho

Category:
funny

People often complain that music is too ambiguous, that what they should think when they hear it is so unclear, whereas everyone understands words. With me, it is exactly the opposite, and not only with regard to an entire speech but also with individual words. – Felix Mendelssohn

Category:
Music