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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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For the tiny percentage of people who are negatively affected by our embracing of standards, they can just get their sports somewhere else in the meantime. Its not like were denying them hospital care. – Mike Davidson

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Im really into extreme sports and just having fun. – Kellan Lutz

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I dont know anything that builds the will to win better than competitive sports. – Richard M. Nixon

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Im thrilled, Im grateful, Im blessed. I played for the worlds greatest professional sports team in history. Once a Dallas Cowboy, always a Dallas Cowboy. – Bob Hayes

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