Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

Category:
Travel
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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Category:
Weeds
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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

Category:
Clothing
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Other Quotes from
Sports
category

Sports and entertainment are the only places where inner-city kids see themselves being able to succeed. Their intellectual development is something they dont relate to. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Category:
Sports

Sports isnt just a part of life. Its not life itself. – Stedman Graham

Category:
Sports

There are kids who get on a BMX bike when theyre eight years old and they go, Whoa, this is incredible, and grow up to do extreme sports. Its the same for me with acting. – Joaquin Phoenix

Category:
Sports

My policy was just to give good things for sports in my region. – Sergei Bubka

Category:
Sports

Random Quotes

This may sound funny, but as much as the Today show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. Id been happy there. I never went into the bosss office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show! – Jane Pauley

Category:
funny

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it cant be done. – Bo Bennett

Category:
Attitude

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. – Author Unknown

I trust in nature for the stable laws of beauty and utility. Spring shall plant and autumn garner to the end of time. – Robert Browning

Category:
Beauty