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Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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I am big into water sports and just being out on the water. That is second nature to me, being from Florida. – Jake Owen

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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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Sports

The last few years I became a lot more into sports. Growing up, the sports I liked were independent sports, like skateboarding. I was really into skateboarding, and not necessarily team televised sports. – Mark Hoppus

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Tiger Woods is the only sports star whos worth every penny he makes. – Mark Wahlberg

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Sports

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