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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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Dave Barry
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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Dave Barry
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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Art
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Other Quotes from
Sports
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As a sophomore, I wanted to play varsity in three sports. And I accomplished that. It was a great feat that year, and something I held special. I wanted to bring a championship team to Oceanside High School, and it happened. It was a great year that I will never forget. – Junior Seau

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Sports

I think sometimes when it comes to sports, and especially relationships between players and coaches, that people lose track, lose a sense of reality. – Ricky Williams

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Sports

Life is simply a cricket match, with temptation as the bowler. – Author Unknown

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Sports

People who think they know what they are talking about when they talk about baseball include the announcers and all of the sports press – no matter how much evidence you present them to the contrary they will continue to think that what they think is right. – Michael Lewis

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Sports

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There are hurdles, there are handicaps, hardships you have to face in life, but you hope for a great future. – Anil Kapoor

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Future

I aint got much education, but I got some sense. – Loretta Lynn

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Education

Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it. – Thomas Jefferson

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Love

In any small town, sports are really important to the high school, and I wasnt very good at sports. – Martina McBride

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Sports