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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Party Invitation
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Dave Barry
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Dave Barry
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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Time
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When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. Its like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body. – Bill Lee

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Sports

When you have a background in combat sports, people think youre this martial arts expert, but really Im just a guy who is able to do certain things without making a mess of himself. – Rick Yune

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Sports

ESPN has this problem with sports, its impossible to fill 24 hours with sports programming so they have to resort to things like poker and arm wrestling tournaments. – Drew Curtis

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Sports

Sports without music, its nothing but a game. Music adds the emotion. – Ice Cube

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Sports

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It may happen sometimes that a long debate becomes the cause of a longer friendship. Commonly, those who dispute with one another at last agree. – Elbert Hubbard

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Friendship

We all dream we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if nothing strange goes on in our sleep minds, strange at least by comparison with the logical, purposeful doings of our minds when we are awake. – Erich Fromm

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Dreams

I kind of resent this attitude of men that we somehow must always look good. – Sharon Gless

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You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. – Proverb

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Grandparents