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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here -

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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I have zero interest in sports of any kind – professional, college or international. – Jimmy Wales

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The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower the class. – Paul Fussell

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I mean, sports are big, big, big business. – Phil Lesh

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