While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry
The only social networking I did this weekend was with my family. I actually let the battery on my laptop completely die. – Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com (2009 tweet, @wildthyme)