Quote by Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the histo

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Parents
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame. – M.G. Sriram

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Internet

Describing the Internet as the Network of Networks is like calling the Space Shuttle a thing that flies. – John Lester

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Internet

If youre going to succeed at online business, you need to keep it virtually real. – Torley

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Internet

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers. – Jamais Cascio

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Internet

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In the last few years, the very idea of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is dredged up only as a final resort when the alternative options of deception, threat and bribery have all been exhausted. – Michael Musto

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Say and do something positive that will help the situation it doesnt take any brains to complain. – Robert A. Cook

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positive

Happiness lies, first of all, in health. – George William Curtis, Lotus-Eating

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Obscenity is not a quality inherent in a book or picture, but is solely and exclusively a contribution of the reading mind, and hence cannot be defined in terms of the qualities of a book or picture. – Theodore Schroeder

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Censorship