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The Internet is the most important single development in the histo

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Dave Barry
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Argument & Debate
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A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams

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Internet

The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. – John Gilmore, 1993

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Internet

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. – Author Unknown

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Internet

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True change takes place in the imagination. – Thomas Moore

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Change

While many people are trying to be in tune with infinite, what they really are is in tune with the indefinite. – Eric Butterworth

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Infinity

There has to be positive action that allows the most disadvantaged people to get their fair share of job opportunities. – Paul Burton

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Equality

I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years. – Warren Buffett

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Money