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The Internet is the most important single development in the histo

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I dont need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door. – Anon.

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Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. – Andrew Brown

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I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though shes too young to have logged on yet. Heres what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet? – Mike Godwin

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So nothing is ever good or bad unless you think it so, and vice versa. All luck is good luck to the man who bears it with equanimity. – Boethius (Anicius Manlius Severinus)

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Visual ideas combined with technology combined with personal interpretation equals photography. Each must hold its own if it doesnt, the thing collapses. – Arnold Newman

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