The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry