The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry
I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though shes too young to have logged on yet. Heres what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet? – Mike Godwin