Quote by Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the histo

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Other Quotes from
Internet
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If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. – Natalie Sequera

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Internet

The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. – Vinton Cerf

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Internet

Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, its a lot more. – Tom Fasulo

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Internet

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers. – Jamais Cascio

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Internet

Random Quotes

A vacation is like love — anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. – Author Unknown

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Vacations

A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success. – Alec Waugh

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Success

The muse holds no appointments. You can never call on it. I dont understand people who get up at 9 oclock in the morning, put on the coffee and sit down to write. – Glen Hansard

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Morning

Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone — but part, while you can part friends. Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming. – William Hazlitt

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Friendship