Rita Rudner's Quote - Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet

Quote by Rita Rudner

Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

Category:

Sex

Author

Rita Rudner

Read Quote

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

Category:

dating

Author

Rita Rudner

Read Quote

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

Category:

Humor

Author

Rita Rudner

Read Quote

Other Quotes from

pet

Random Quotes

So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You cant fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. – William S. Burroughs

Category:

Quality

A third ideal that has made its way in the modern world is reliance on reason, especially reason disciplined and enriched by modern science. An eternal basis of human intercommunication is reason. – Emily Greene Balch

Category:

Science

I wasnt some weird loner in school, but I definitely wasnt invited to any of the cool parties. – Paul Wesley

Category:

cool

Those who foretell the future lies, even if he tells the truth. – Arabic Proverb

Category:

Future, The