Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure theyre getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. Thats why you have them! – Alison Sweeney
One of the main reasons I am so drawn to Hitchcock is that he planned his shots way in advance on story-boards, which he designed like classic paintings (he was an art connoisseur). Its why he found shooting on set boring – because he had already composed the film in his head. – Camille Paglia