Logo
Quote by Rita Rudner
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

Category:
War
Author
Rita Rudner
Read Quote

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

Category:
Women
Author
Rita Rudner
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Women
category

Women are always eagerly on the lookout for any emotion. – Stendhal

Category:
Women

I think all of us as women have this super-human quality. We create life, we give life, we are the sources of life for our children – were all pretty bionic. – Christina Aguilera

Category:
Women

A woman is like a tea bag – you cant tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt

Category:
Women

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. – Arnold Haultain

Category:
Women

Random Quotes

It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company. – George Washington

Category:
alone

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. – David Herbert Lawrence

Category:
Life

Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil. – Menander

Category:
Marriage

I get curious about new things. My real strength is going into a field that has not been investigated before, and finding new approaches to it. – Joshua Lederberg

Category:
strength