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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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I dont work a five-day week as a rule, and Ive managed to fill that time up. It hasnt been that hard. I volunteer at school. Im working because I love it. Yet, I dont not envy women who have a stay-at-home job, because you miss stuff. – Deidre Hall

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I think all of us as women have this super-human quality. We create life, we give life, we are the sources of life for our children – were all pretty bionic. – Christina Aguilera

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The test of civilization is its estimate of women. – George William Curtis

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I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are. – Nora Ephron

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