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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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