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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. – Helen Rowland

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No one wants to see curvy women. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Why cant all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why cant we cant we all be considered possible love interests? – Margaret Cho

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So many women just dont know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside. – Mary Kay Ash

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