My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner