My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner