Quote by Rita Rudner
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. – Jenny McCarthy

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