I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner

I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner