I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner