Quote by Rita Rudner
I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person

I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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