Joan Rivers's Quote - If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joa

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

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