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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

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Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies. – Nigella Lawson

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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I was married to someone who wanted me to change. Become more adult, more responsible. I began not to like myself, not like what I do. I lost my identity. Everything began collapsing around me. – Marilyn Manson

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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. – Craig Ferguson

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The only reason for time is so that everything doesnt happen at once. – Albert Einstein

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