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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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