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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan

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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? – W. Clement Stone

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