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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

Category:
War
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

Category:
Housework
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Joan Rivers
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

Category:
funny

TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

Category:
funny

I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where Im talking from my heart to these people. Because Ive been through everything theyve been through. – Richard Simmons

Category:
funny

I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin

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funny

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Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

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If you need food stamps, you should meet the criteria. – Bob Goodlatte

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Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. – Samuel Richardson

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