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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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War
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Joan Rivers
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Property
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Joan Rivers
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funny
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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funny

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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funny

At the end of the day its got to be a good movie, its got to be a funny movie, and its got to make people think, Hey, I couldnt have spent my time any better. – Tom Hanks

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funny

Its only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that Im skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think Im big, when I was big, I never thought about it. – Karl Lagerfeld

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funny

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Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware. – Ken Olsen

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If you do your research on hot springs all over the world, theyre usually places of peace. People, even in warring nations and so forth, theyll go and live in peace together around the hot springs, which were always considered medicinal. I firmly believe in water therapy. – Larry Hagman

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Peace

Were all in this alone. – Lily Tomlin

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alone

Prisons are built with stones of Law. Brothels with the bricks of religion. – William Blake

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Religion