Joan Rivers's Quote - If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joa

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. – Megan Fox

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Until you walk a mile in another mans moccasins you cant imagine the smell. – Robert Byrne

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A Republican by principle and devotion, I will, until my death, oppose all Royalists and all enemies of my Government and the Republic. – Jean Baptiste Bernadotte

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