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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. – Steve Coogan

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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. – Rowan Atkinson

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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

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If its the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams

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I feel sorry for the person who cant get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile. – Walter Chrysler

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Its ironic that at age 32, at probably the greatest moment of my career, with The Godfather having such an enormous success, I wasnt even aware of it, because I was somewhere else under the deadline again. – Francis Ford Coppola

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In treat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God. Ruth 1:16 – Bible

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Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal. – Arthur C. Clarke

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