Joan Rivers's Quote - If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joa

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

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