Joan Rivers's Quote - If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joa

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. - Joa

If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

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Theyre great girls. Theyre very funny, theyre very smart, theyre fun to be with. Theyre very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, theyre very confident girls. – Laura Bush

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Its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. – Mae West

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Its funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Satchel Paige

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