Quote by Joan Rivers
Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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work
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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good
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Other Quotes from
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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin

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funny

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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funny

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

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funny

Its so different when you change your hair color, youre treated so differently. Its a very funny experience. Its fun – I love changing up my hair. – Kate Bosworth

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funny

Random Quotes

Power tires only those who do not have it. – Giulio Andreotti

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power

We do not want the men of another color for our brothers-in-law, but we do want them for our brothers. – Booker T. Washington

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Men

Because of my parents love of democracy, we came to America after being driven twice from our home in Czechoslovakia – first by Hitler and then by Stalin. – Madeleine Albright

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Home

Food should be raw, just the way God intended it! – Carol Alt

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Food