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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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work
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Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. – Cathy Guisewite

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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol

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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson

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My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. – Erica Jong

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