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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Its funny how most people love the dead, once youre dead your made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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Its funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I cant remember the exact years, its funny isnt it? – Steve Hackett

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Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. Thats it. Thats the only requirement. – Olivia Munn

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I think were all good and bad, but goods not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. – Larry David

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Man is born in a day, and he dies in a day, and the thing is easily over but to have a sick heart for three-fourths of ones lifetime is simply to have death renewed every morning and life at that price is not worth living. – Gilbert Parker

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Prosperity is the best protector of principle. – Mark Twain

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Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody. – John Churton Collins

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My parents were both in show business. My father was an actor, my mom an actress, and both singers, dancers and actors. They met in Los Angeles doing a play together and so I grew up in a show biz family. – Micky Dolenz

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