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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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work
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Joan Rivers
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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good
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Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. Hes got 30 years on stage… theres no telling him whats funny. – Harold Ramis

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We live in a funny time. If you dont go corporate, you cant compete. Youre relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. – Ethan Hawke

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Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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A man is not rightly conditioned until he is a happy, healthy, and prosperous being and happiness, health, and prosperity are the result of a harmonious adjustment of the inner with the outer of the man with his surroundings. – James Allen

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I dont love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. – Natalie Portman

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Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie. – Jean Cocteau

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A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds! – Dave Beard

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