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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

Category:
Property
Author
Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

Category:
Housework
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Joan Rivers
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end. – Bjork

Category:
funny

Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

Category:
funny

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

Category:
funny

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Heaven is at the feet of Mothers. – Arabic Proverb

Category:
Mother

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! – Wesley Snipes

Category:
dad

Someones opinion of you does not have to become your reality. – Les Brown

Category:
Opinion

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. – Ian Fleming

Category:
Men