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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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Joan Rivers
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

Category:
Happiness
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Joan Rivers
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The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably arent. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldnt think… so thats where it kind of is funny. – LeAnn Rimes

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I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where Im talking from my heart to these people. Because Ive been through everything theyve been through. – Richard Simmons

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funny

Its sort of an action flick. You cant be that funny trying to steal diamonds. – Anthony Anderson

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funny

Im just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. – Heath Ledger

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funny

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