Joan Rivers's Quote - Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran

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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski

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There is something in the nature of silence which affects me deeply. Why it is I know not; but I do know that I love to be alone at such an hour as this. I love to forget the outward world and hold communion with the beings of the mind. – Charles Lanman, “Musings,” 1840

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Look up, laugh loud, talk big, keep the color in your cheek and the fire in your eye, adorn your person, maintain your health, your beauty and your animal spirits. – William Hazlitt

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Every wise man lives in an observatory. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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