Joan Rivers's Quote - Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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