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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley

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funny

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as its funny enough. – Sarah Silverman

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funny

People often ask me how I make things funny. I dont make things funny. – Richard Russo

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funny

Weve seen some insane signs: Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, I will do unspeakable things. I thought that was very interesting – and mildly terrifying! – Josh Hutcherson

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funny

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Thats what noir feels like to me. It feels like some kind of recurring dream, with very strong archetypes operating. You know, the guilty girl being pursued, falling, all kinds of stuff that we see in our dreams all the time. – Brian De Palma

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Intelligence is quickness in seeing things as they are. – George Santayana

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Sometimes a scene may be about one thing, and it may end up still being about that, but the emotionality of it comes from somewhere else, or the humor of it comes from somewhere else, and it gives it that real-life quality. – Kyle Chandler

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There couldnt be a society of people who didnt dream. Theyd be dead in two weeks. – William S. Burroughs

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