Quote by Joan Rivers
Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Property
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Id luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. – Bette Davis

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By all means lets be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. – Richard Dawkins

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

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Its funny: Im a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano its been a solitary thing. – Gary Oldman

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My mother was a modern woman with a limited interest in religion. When the sun set and the fast of the Day of Atonement ended, she shot from the synagogue like a rocket to dance the Charleston. – Lionel Blue

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