Joan Rivers's Quote - Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers

Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. – Bill Cosby

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell

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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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