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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God. – Voltaire

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What gives me the most hope every day is Gods grace knowing that his grace is going to give me the strength for whatever I face, knowing that nothing is a surprise to God. – Rick Warren

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If you must be mad, be it not for the things of the world. Be mad with the love of God. – Ramakrishna

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Whenever a man makes haste, God too hastens with him. – Aeschylus

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I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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The expenses of government, having for their object the interest of all, should be borne by everyone, and the more a man enjoys the advantages of society, the more he ought to hold himself honored in contributing to those expenses. – Anne Robert Jacques Turgot

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If theyre okay, then its you. – Rita Mae Brown

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We would often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood all the motives which produced them. РFran̤ois VI de la Rochefoucault

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