Joan Rivers's Quote - Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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To be full of things is to be empty of God. To be empty of things is to be full of God. – Meister Eckhart

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God can be realized through all paths. All religions are true. The important thing is to reach the roof. You can reach it by stone stairs or by wooden stairs or by bamboo steps or by a rope. You can also climb up by a bamboo pole. – Ramakrishna

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You cannot do anything without God.Its a profound and elemental truth. Not, you cannot do most things without God. You will not be able to do anything that you want, truly, in fulfillment, without God. – Marco Rubio

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Ministry is the least important thing. You cannot not minister if you are in communion with God and live in community. – Henri Nouwen

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Tears such as angels weep. – John Milton

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Pray to God but continue to row to the shore. – Proverb

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Unlike much of orthodox medicine, alternative approaches to healing typically honor the wisdom and capability of the human body. Their goal is often to support and strengthen the powerful healing forces already at work within us. – John Robbins

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I eat really healthy, and if Im tired, I take a nap. – Casper Van Dien

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