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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Property
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I cannot think that we are useless or God would not have created us. There is one God looking down on us all. We are all the children of one God. The sun, the darkness, the winds are all listening to what we have to say. – Geronimo

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God

The sound of gentle stillness after all the thunder and wind have passed will the ultimate Word from God. – Jim Elliot

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To you Im an atheist to God, Im the Loyal Opposition. – Woody Allen

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I do not believe in God his existence has been disproved by Science. But in the concentration camp, I learned to believe in men. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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No one has a corner on success. It is his who pays the price. – Orison Swett Marden

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Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers. – Karl Rove

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