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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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My message is that God is a good God. – Joel Osteen

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God often visits us, but most of the time we are not at home. – Joseph Roux, Meditations of a Parish Priest, translated from French by Isabel F.

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I believe that if youre healthy, youre capable of doing everything. Theres no one else who can give you health but God, and by being healthy I believe that God is listening to me. – Pedro Martinez

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It is the artist who realizes that there is a supreme force above him and works gladly away as a small apprentice under Gods heaven. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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NAFTA recognizes the reality of todays economy – globalization and technology. Our future is not in competing at the low-level wage job it is in creating high-wage, new technology jobs based on our skills and our productivity. – John F. Kerry

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