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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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People see God every day, they just dont recognize him. – Pearl Bailey

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Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that Gods dust is greater than your idol. – Rabindranath Tagore

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Earths crammed with heaven, And every common bush afire with God: But only he who sees takes off his shoes. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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