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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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I tell you in truth: all men are Prophets or else God does not exist. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low. – Desmond Tutu

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Nature is my manifestation of God. I go to nature every day for inspiration in the days work. I follow in building the principles which nature has used in its domain. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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An honest God is the noblest work of man. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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