Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers