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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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Oh the depth of both the wisdom and riches of God! How unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways beyond understanding. – Bible

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Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines. – Gloria Trevi

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The very contradictions in my life are in some ways signs of Gods mercy to me. – Thomas Merton

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Charity. To love human beings in so far as they are nothing. That is to love them as God does. – Simone Weil

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