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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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The style of God venerated in the church, mosque, or synagogue seems completely different from the style of the natural universe. – Alan Watts

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Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. – Erik Satie

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Earths crammed with heaven, And every common bush afire with God: But only he who sees takes off his shoes. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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A universe with a God would look quite different from a universe without one. A physics, a biology where there is a God is bound to look different. So the most basic claims of religion are scientific. Religion is a scientific theory. – Richard Dawkins

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine. – Alfred E. Smith

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The courage of very ordinary people is all that stands between us and the dark. – Pam Brown

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A horse is the projection of peoples dreams about themselves – strong, powerful, beautiful – and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence. – Pam Brown

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