Quote by Joan Rivers
Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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work
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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God works wonders now and then Behold a lawyer, an honest man. – Benjamin Franklin

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Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful. – Prince

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I am Gods vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. – Kanye West

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Before me, even as behind, God is, and all is well. – John Greenleaf Whittier

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