Joan Rivers's Quote - Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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Gods delays are not Gods denials. – Robert H. Schuller

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Let every man be true and every god a liar. – Samuel Butler

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