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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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I think that anything that begins to give people a sense of their own worth and dignity is God. – John Shelby Spong

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The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore. – H. L. Mencken

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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? – Art Hoppe

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The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him. – Blaise Pascal

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