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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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God can never be a definition. He is more than even the entirety of the dictionary. – Terri Guillemets

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Whatever I will become will be what God has chosen for me. – Elvis Presley

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The religious idea of God cannot do full duty for the metaphysical infinity. – Alan Watts

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If you have not chosen the Kingdom of God first, it will in the end make no difference what you have chosen instead. – William Law

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