I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
I want to state upfront, unequivocally and without doubt: I do not believe that any racial, ethnic or gender group has an advantage in sound judging. I do believe that every person has an equal opportunity to be a good and wise judge, regardless of their background or life experiences. – Sonia Sotomayor