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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

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