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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good th

I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Happiness
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Joan Rivers
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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Joan Rivers
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Other Quotes from
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Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better, Silence is deep as Eternity speech is shallow as Time. – Thomas Carlyle

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good

Those who forget good and evil and seek only to know the facts are more likely to achieve good than those who view the world through the distorting medium of their own desires. – Bertrand Russell

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good

Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. – Roger Babson

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good

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a mans laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man. – Fyodor Dostoevsky

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good

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What is there that money will not do? – Anthony Trollope

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More look up and admire the stars. A champion climbs a mountain and grabs one. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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I have never had so many good ideas day after day as when I worked in the garden. – John Erskine

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